Emily

I can say “I am a trashcan” in four languages. I study them as well (she/her)

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@mweeder86 Haha something like that!

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I graduated with my masters and the no questions request still stands.

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I just finished my first year of grad school and to celebrate I would like no one to ask me what my future plans are. Thank you

[Egohsa (uh-goose-uh) Awaah @EAwaah]

Unpaid internships are rightfully being lambasted on Twitter right now. You know what’s even worse than an unpaid internship: STUDENT TEACHING. Because not only are you NOT getting paid for working 50+ hours a week, you are actually paying for it by paying tuition. It’s NUTS.

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Me, taking a satisfaction survey knowing the worker did their job just adequately, but I have a millennial brain: “12/10 Ah-MAZING job they can have my first born child as a thank you!”

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driving a different route to the same place so I can feel something again

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Ope

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Reflecting on my 2019 🥰

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Emailing back and forth with your students at 3 am

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If I see one more person share that Facebook post about 2020 actually being the best year of your life I will personally shove them into New York’s mass grave.

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@KennieJD we Nebraskans get forgotten all the time and I understand why 😪

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Undergrad be like *shows up to class late with Starbucks* but grad school be like *shows up late to the hike with Dunks*

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New favorite hobby is writing emails at 2am and scheduling them to send at 8am to create the illusion that I’m a real adult.

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Fun facts: Many servers have to ‘tip out’ at the end of the night a percentage based on their net sales. So, if you don’t tip, you actually cost your server money. #TipYourServers

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@KennieJD Okay I know I’m four months late but hear me out

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I just finished my first year of grad school and to celebrate I would like no one to ask me what my future plans are. Thank you

[Emily @ItzHemmerTime]

Yeah getting ghosted hurts a little but have you ever had none of your students come to the Zoom meeting?

[Emily @ItzHemmerTime]

Hi everyone!
I am collecting data for a project about language on the internet for my linguistics class. If you have 10 minutes, and want to help me out, please follow this link: https://t.co/kHGSmDED6x

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Adding this tweet to the pile of reasons why being both a teacher and a student during a pandemic is making me Miserable ™

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Today a sweet older man named Norman delivered my Dominos and yelled “thank you” to me for the tip from his social distance and when I tell you I WOULD DIE FOR NORMAN I’m serious