Listen bro with a souped up car,
I’m NOT trying to race you in my little Nissan mom car??
I’m taking off fast at lights cause my baby’s losing his shit in the backseat, his brother is matching his energy and I’m just trying to make it home as fast (and safely) as possible.
**Talking about makeup with my coworker**
Me: I’m thinking about trying beauty counter, it’s all natural.
Sandra: yeah, it’s vegan, but I’m not eating my makeup.
😂😭😂😭😂
I can’t with her lol.