CIA Asset

on a clandestine operation to import barbiturates into the public education system

[CIA Asset @IvanMW907]

Literally gagged in front of a cop in the bathroom at the airport. He asked if I was alright I told him I’m afraid of flying. Little did he know that some white claw was trying to take the French exit

[CIA Asset @IvanMW907]

There is an end credit scene in Napoleon Dynamite where Kip and LaFawnduh get fucking married. Then Kip drops the coldest song I have ever heard. Then Napoleons shows up on a horse. My life is forever changed

[_ @owenthekicker82]

F @packers f @jordanlove n most importantly f @tapia907

[_ @owenthekicker82]

@tapia907 FSU BABY

[CIA Asset @IvanMW907]

@user08060510

[CIA Asset @IvanMW907]

Don’t let people treat you like ibuprofen when you should be treated like a Percocet

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

UFC fighter Bryce Mitchell believes Elon Musk is evil and will present the anti-Christ to the world

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“You’re not a leader, you’re a pizza boy with a loud mouth and a lot of money. And I’d slap the shit out of you if I didn’t get charged for elderly abuse”

ASSAULT @_willcompton @barstoolunnamed

[CIA Asset @IvanMW907]

The guy on Tik Tok who’s crying while lip syncing Carti songs was me with Kanye songs in high school. Love to see the passion from the fellow fella

[AB @AB84]

Cracker of the Day #CTESPN

[CIA Asset @IvanMW907]

@tapia907 @Flight23White @jynxzi @CaseOh__ @thesketchreal Mad glazing

[EerRational @EerRational]

Not a single cellphone in sight. Just people living in the moment.

[CIA Asset @IvanMW907]

First my dad died and now they’re canceling Problem Corner wtf has my life come to now

[CIA Asset @IvanMW907]

@tapia907 Just jinxed em Jake. Fuck you, you’re literally the touch of death

[JT @tapia907]

Vrabel to Seattle?

[CIA Asset @IvanMW907]

I would try crack cocaine if I had the chance. It’s like rotten tomatoes reviews. Critics hate it but the audience loves it

[CIA Asset @IvanMW907]

I wanna be a John Mulaney drug addict

[CIA Asset @IvanMW907]

Nothing makes me happier than seeing people who work from home recording themselves get fired on tik tok

[O.J. Simpson @TheRealOJ32]

People keep asking me my opinion of the Alex Murdaugh trial.