Ivan Freak

The man, the cringe, the legend. I write comedy along with decent books.

[Ivan Freak @IvanPSN]

@Miss_muertos Hola Alba porfa revisa DMs en lo que puedas

[-ˏˋ la missy ˎˊ˗ @Miss_muertos]

volví por desesperación ya que aunque denuncie la poli apenas actúa y mis pocos familiares prefieren defender al maltratador antes que la víctima ya que él les beneficia por lo que nadie me va a pagar un pc os SUPLICO ayuda para uno nuevo

https://t.co/AtfIlxCo5k

[🤡Bouncy🤡 @bouncyclown]

She don't believe in shooting stars.. but she believes in clowns in cars

[Ivan Freak @IvanPSN]

"30 years old, French with Moroccan ancestry, raised in the Bourgogne region with 2 brothers"

[Ivan Freak @IvanPSN]

Eating ass but doing the wine tasting thing where I spit in a bucket afterwards

[Ivan Freak @IvanPSN]

Eating ass but doing the wine tasting thing where I spit in a bucket afterwards

[Ivan Freak @IvanPSN]

Don't be sad because it happened, smile because it's over

[Ivan Freak @IvanPSN]

@therottendoll And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly

[Ivan Freak @IvanPSN]

@therottendoll My man here working at cheese incorporated

[Ivan Freak @IvanPSN]

@Miss_muertos Yo antes de salir al trabajo

[Ivan Freak @IvanPSN]

@Miss_muertos El jumpscare que me distes de como te veías como mi hermana en la primera foto dios mio

[Ivan Freak @IvanPSN]

Bruh I'm losing reasons I didn't even know I had things are that bad

[Ivan Freak @IvanPSN]

Microdosing my unhealthy obsession before work, gotta keep my fight or flight guessing at all times.

[Ivan Freak @IvanPSN]

@therottendoll We don't talk about 16 year old Ori

[Ivan Freak @IvanPSN]

@therottendoll That's lame, I'd dropkick her (18 year old Ori, 26 year old Ori could fold me like a sheet of paper)

[Ivan Freak @IvanPSN]

@therapy_series @Kitboga You could try as well to contact through the site for the security software he's helped develop, a more formal approach since his Twitter feed might be bloated with mentions.

[Ivan Freak @IvanPSN]

Honesty doesn't always equal "good" or "correct", if you serve me a plate you're proud of and it tastes like shit I'll tell you is good, but not my type.

It is, however, necessary sometimes. Sometimes you can't just sit there eating shit with a smile.

[Ivan Freak @IvanPSN]

@therottendoll Another evil plan foiled

[-ˏˋ la missy ˎˊ˗ @Miss_muertos]

le he preguntado a la niña de 7 años que cuido que opinaba para saber la reacción de su demográfica y me dice "y a mí que me importa"