⌛Ben Jack Iversen 🗝️

“there’s no reason a guy can’t birdie every hole.” Ben Hogan *after dark, still out on the driving range, the day he set the course record there...

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@jordanbpeterson @JustinTrudeau How his little SS guards react to a "F. Castro Jr." Sign could be telling...

Clearly they're willing to take any bait they see swimming, hook and all

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@TeamECH @GopherHockey @UMDMensHockey @umichhockey @mtuhky @UNDmhockey @BC_MHockey @BadgerMHockey @TerrierHockey @QU_MIH @OhioStateMHKY Hobey Blaker! He wants to outshine his old man in Grand Forks... and he has the tools to do it...

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@joerogan yo it might be time to bring back the classic mugshot background....

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@GolfChannel Rory with grand slam season... Starting in Georgia for the career slam...

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@elonmusk @micsolana This particular tweet could just as well be written in hieroglyphs. At least for those who need to read it the most...
Antiques formally known as journalists...

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@miles_commodore Real Men vs golden gophers
Lake pond

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@elonmusk moving Tesla to Texas was a great move... Got anything you'd move to North Dakota/Northern Minnesnowta area?

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@z_blair @WorksNational Sexy...

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@elonmusk Can sometimes burn on its way out... But it'll always flush.

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@TaraBull808 All of it

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@elonmusk Thank You. Stay the course... We've got your back.

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@ForePlayPod @chevrolet In whatever alternate universe Augusta National does exist...

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@Joseph_Rowe5266 @SimonWhistler "never write anything down that you don't want read back to you in court."
J. Gotti

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@BrettHefter 1. Avoiding your "swing coach" is the best thing YOU could ever do.
2. dont act like you weren't in the market for a tour better suited to ur ability.
3. Obvious move, ur personality fits so much better where nobody's watching.
4. Condolences to Our girl, from all of us.

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Rise n grind... Get after it!

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@SimonWhistler

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@SimonWhistler what is it called when a person (me).
subconsciously rates, dates, and ultimately watches anyway YouTube videos based on beard quality in the thumbnail?

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@BrettHefter Shall we prohibit it?

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@GopherHockey @SunCountryAir Pride on ice ... That a helluva fitting description, with even better timing, for you goofy rats...

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@almostalwaysx3 Questions for answers only...
I'll go: how many bathrooms?

Eventually this will inevitably produce some funny responses. Probably, I hope. Go!