Ivey Wildner

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary? Shredded tweet.

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The lion's not half so fierce as he's painted. - Spanish Proverb

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It's always the wrong time of the month.

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The smarter you play, the luckier you'll be. - Mark Pilarski

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What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving? A road hog!

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty? Four guys watching a baseball game.

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G. K. Chesterton~ A good novel tells us the truth about its hero but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.

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Maxim Gorky~ One has to be able to count if only so that at fifty one doesnt marry a girl of twenty.

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Support your local undertaker

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Leonardo DaVinci~ Intellectual passion dries out sensuality.

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Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.

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Be beautiful if you can, wise if you want to...But be respected, that is essential. (Anna Gould)

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It's not the hours you put in, but what you put into the hours that count. -E James Rohn

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He laughs at scars who never felt a wound. - German Proverb

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About to get arrested...#YOLO

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Little bird, little nest. - Spanish Proverb

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The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.

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Julius Henry Marx~ Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

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Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children. -Oliver Wendell Holmes

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The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. -Ann Landers