YearOfTheMonkeySpank

Witty Twitter Twit. Twitting Wit Whilst Whittling Twits.

[YearOfTheMonkeySpank @IwankToo]

Isn't that just what politics is all about ?

"People just criticize one party or the other for no
intellectual reason" ...

[Christine Duhaime @cduhaime]

I wish Canada was either less politically divided or politically divided but intellectual about it. People just criticize one party or the other for no intellectual reason. I say we stop and focus on fixing our innovation capacity, our economy, our wealth disparity.

[YearOfTheMonkeySpank @IwankToo]

@GeorgeTakei Are you kidding George ? The Fourth Estate betrayed their authenticity in 2003 when they stood idly by and let Bush The Younger seduce the nation to war.
You call on them now to 'protect' democracy?!?
They have to clean house and behave responsibly first.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Don't use drugs or alcohol to solve your problems.

Use them because they're fun.

[YearOfTheMonkeySpank @IwankToo]

'Haute Couture' Covid Masks ...
#NewReasonsToCelebrate

[YearOfTheMonkeySpank @IwankToo]

@UberFacts Strawberry jam and cream cheese on toast !
Can't wait for Sunday morn ...

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

ACCORDING TO RESEARCH SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[YearOfTheMonkeySpank @IwankToo]

And cars burn more gas when the engine revs ...

[YearOfTheMonkeySpank @IwankToo]

@InDaIndica

[YearOfTheMonkeySpank @IwankToo]

A costume ...
#InMyHalloweenToolkit

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm honestly just in total shock at how stupid you all are.

[YearOfTheMonkeySpank @IwankToo]

@UberFacts Was Not Worth It

[YearOfTheMonkeySpank @IwankToo]

No Love On This Boat ...
#DebbieDownerATVShow

[YearOfTheMonkeySpank @IwankToo]

@KaylaChowShow Ham.
I barbequed a desalinated ham steak and slathered it in a spicy sauce.
Therefore this pup must be named Ham.

[YearOfTheMonkeySpank @IwankToo]

@UberFacts Every 69 joke you've ever heard goes right here ...

[YearOfTheMonkeySpank @IwankToo]

@tommychong That depends on the buzz.
When it's all psychedelic and trippy then it's time for some instrumental guitar ala Allman Bros or Zappa.
When I'm feeling a rush, I need something up-tempo and funky.
Fuck it! Just roll a fatty and get mellow.

[YearOfTheMonkeySpank @IwankToo]

#UnlikelyNewNamesForFacebook

UnregulatedBook

[YearOfTheMonkeySpank @IwankToo]

@blake_buckley58 @UberFacts Same problem, different respondent. You are misinterpreting the concept of probability. i.e. just because a thing is improbable, does not mean it is impossible. The universe is full of that kind of example.

[YearOfTheMonkeySpank @IwankToo]

#NewJobsForNinjaTurtles
Clutch Purse ...

[YearOfTheMonkeySpank @IwankToo]

@Gabino_Iglesias Do you not understand the irony of using this electronic medium to propagate that message? The 1/2 Terrabyte microSD card in my phone says space (and money) are irrelevant to an extensive document library. The issue at hand should be about quality content.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

AFTER A WHILE EVERYONE SHOULD JUST GO FUCK THEMSELVES