William Shakespeare

[William Shakespeare @IWESTWilliam]

I couldst not have asked for a more beautiful day on mine birthday celebration.

[William Shakespeare @IWESTWilliam]

And what of the shrew, if she shalt still carry her own?

[William Shakespeare @IWESTWilliam]

@IWEST_Biondello P'haps a wedding reception shouldst at least be open to the bridegroom and his new wife, ay?

[William Shakespeare @IWESTWilliam]

@IWESTKat @IWESTBianca Might I be the first to coin the phrase: "thou hast been burnt".

[William Shakespeare @IWESTWilliam]

@IWESTGremio Rarely dost myself allow mine stories to go smoothly. One hath a chance until "the end" ist spoken.

[William Shakespeare @IWESTWilliam]

Do not think mine Katharina be tamed for long. She shalt find a way, with no doubt, and hath the final word.

[William Shakespeare @IWESTWilliam]

Ah, and what shalt mine characters do with one such Vincentio, not supposed, as he shalt enter the story?

[William Shakespeare @IWESTWilliam]

@IWESTLucentio an idea that doth interest me...I shalt consider this deeply.

[William Shakespeare @IWESTWilliam]

@IWESTKat thine luck hath until now been less than desirable. Be not wary, I shalt change it soon.

[William Shakespeare @IWESTWilliam]

Was ere a more entertaining and jestful wedding? Ay, twas based off one I hath attended years ago.

[William Shakespeare @IWESTWilliam]

P'haps deception in regards to Vincentio wast not mine most well advised plan...what shalt I do?

[William Shakespeare @IWESTWilliam]

@IWESTKat thee dost humor me. Mine most sincere apologies for the lack of thine meal.

[William Shakespeare @IWESTWilliam]

@IWEST_Biondello Bianca, though shallow to the eye, mayest need more than just promised wealth to win her heart. Ay, we shalt see.

[William Shakespeare @IWESTWilliam]

@IWESTKat the sharp tongue you hold so dear mayest be what finds yee love, if yee art not careful to also hold it still.

[William Shakespeare @IWESTWilliam]

The squabbles over love yee do partake in hath inspired in me a boy named Romeo. Ay, but I must let those ideas sleep til I finish with yee.

[William Shakespeare @IWESTWilliam]

Mine characters mayest resist with the might of a thousand armies, but still, mine creations, I shalt find a happy ending for each of yee.

[William Shakespeare @IWESTWilliam]

@IWESTKat @IWESTGrumio @IWESTPetruchio Ah mine Kat, as fiesty as thou art beautiful. Yee mayest be warned: I shalt find you love.

[William Shakespeare @IWESTWilliam]

Forgive me, for I know yee art anxious to know thy fates. Fate will come to thee when mine hand is no longer held still by writer's block.

[William Shakespeare @IWESTWilliam]

@IWESTTranio @IWESTBianca Mine imagination hath run dry as creek beds in the scorching summer. Thee shalt find love when inspiration falls.

[William Shakespeare @IWESTWilliam]

The illusion of freewill hast infected mine characters as a plague. Beeth ye misguided, nay, I shalt alloweth thee the comfort of decision.