Izzy Lewis

pants are an illusion, and so is death

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I need to do more than retweet... so here I am. Tweeting about tweeting. Maybe only interesting people should allowed on twitter...

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It has always pissed me off that they put a Starbucks in downtown Lancaster but it pisses me off way more that people actually go there

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@JudgeJudysBuuty @SBWorkersUnited You're a dumbass

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@SBWorkersUnited Hell yeah

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White dudes from the suburbs in berks county love to pretend that Reading is somehow more dangerous than LA in the 90s. Like you're gonna get shot just walking down the street or something

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Thank god it's finally raining

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Kinda crazy that the "we all need weed" guy is seemingly the only other person in the city who's wearing a mask today.

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Cops are so funny sometimes because they'll take a photo like this in a town like Quarryville and act like they just took down Pablo Escobar

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@bornposting

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RETVRN

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Awesome, when are they putting down the tracks and hanging the wires

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@BikeMikeWest @AmericanFietser luckily theres still plenty of backstreets/alleys that are safe to walk/cycle on, all throughout the city

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@rice_rust_belt This better have been a mistake 😡
You better not bypass Lancaster 😡

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@savthorpe That's my car I was parked there for the book launch!

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.@WGAL there's a typo on this article

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@who_shot_jgr Damn I wasn't able to make it to this yet again

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@jeremyzorek Happy birthday

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@WhackNicholson @lunaemoth What does that even mean

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It says a lot that the term puritan is used more or less neutrally to describe colonial American settlers. That term was invented as a pejorative lol