Mary Poppets

[Mary Poppets @IzzyRamone]

I'm like a box of chocolates, sweet as fuck but I'll kill your dog.

[Oh what, wow. He's the greatest tweeter @JackBaker1311]

Imagine how embarrassed you'd be if you were the one indie band with a minor hit that's never been used as the intro for a BBC radio show

[Niamh Walsh @NiamhAWalsh]

I see you ASOS this is just big trousers

[Mary Poppets @IzzyRamone]

@manlikemeinnit Eliza May. She's alright, pretty adorable and stuff. Out staying her welcome a bit now, though.

[Mary Poppets @IzzyRamone]

@manlikemeinnit I tripped and fell on a boy and then had a weird growth in me for ages. It's out now, but needy as fuck.

[Mary Poppets @IzzyRamone]

@manlikemeinnit Wotcha, fella.

[Mary Poppets @IzzyRamone]

@manlikemeinnit Get to fuck.

[Mary Poppets @IzzyRamone]

The girl who sits next to me says "correctamondo". She's dead now.

[Mary Poppets @IzzyRamone]

Where does my body even get off not being perfect just because I don't diet or excercise or care?

[Mary Poppets @IzzyRamone]

Rain + bike = unbearable snail death guilt. :(

[Mary Poppets @IzzyRamone]

@mbe1979 Google and wonder. It's everything you imagine.

[Mary Poppets @IzzyRamone]

Today I learned what a vajankle was. Where did we go so wrong?

[Mary Poppets @IzzyRamone]

Logs in.
Sighs
Fucks off.

[Mary Poppets @IzzyRamone]

If you're reading this I'm beautiful.

[Mary Poppets @IzzyRamone]

Ill and needy.

[Mary Poppets @IzzyRamone]

That awkward moment when you don't die in your sleep.

[Mary Poppets @IzzyRamone]

The Internet has everything.

https://t.co/hfv3PS96bQ

[Mary Poppets @IzzyRamone]

"That's a lovely top Sue Barker is wearing on A Question of Sport, I wonder where she got it."

This is my midlife crisis, isn't it.

[Mary Poppets @IzzyRamone]

Omg favourite if you love Fridays, or feel like you're staring into the void while outwardly pretending to be human!

[Mary Poppets @IzzyRamone]

#breezy

[Mary Poppets @IzzyRamone]

I've been watching Eastenders for 3 hours. How's your life going?