Joe🌲

he could not see the forest for the trees

[Joe🌲 @J0ECOOL]

@Disney - let me watch the football I pay for

[Joe🌲 @J0ECOOL]

Everyone on the Orlando Magic look like they wear Hollister cologne

[Joe🌲 @J0ECOOL]

I often wonder how the love I try to give compares with the love I feel I receive

[Joe🌲 @J0ECOOL]

@tommylugauer you’re 100% correct - it’s unfair to Thanksgiving to start celebrating Christmas before Thanksgiving has concluded. Black Friday marks the start of Christmas season.

If that’s the case, let’s start celebrating V-Day now
cc: @EvanRobertsWFAN

[Joe🌲 @J0ECOOL]

Aaron Judge has to figure out a way to lose!!!!

[Joe🌲 @J0ECOOL]

Every time I talk to a dog and it doesn’t respond I am astonished

[Joe🌲 @J0ECOOL]

Stuck between two crying babies on a plane and I’ve never been more joyous

[Joe🌲 @J0ECOOL]

I’ve been eating a lot of fruit lately, you guys better watch out

[Joe🌲 @J0ECOOL]

@keepoffgrasss Nice

[Joe🌲 @J0ECOOL]

@keepoffgrasss Is your middle name “Tenderloin?”

[Joe🌲 @J0ECOOL]

Sometimes I watch squirrels crawl around in my back yard, searching for things in the grass. I feel like that must be so much fun

[Joe🌲 @J0ECOOL]

Isn’t this amazing?

[Joe🌲 @J0ECOOL]

My life has been on an upward trend since I learned Big Y sells 30 packs of eggs

[Joe🌲 @J0ECOOL]

@KrustyDookie 🤨😕

[Joe🌲 @J0ECOOL]

Someday I hope to open a low-nonsense dive bar called “The Tapeworm”

[Joe🌲 @J0ECOOL]

There’s something so invigorating about waking up early on the weekend and going for a nice drive

[Joe🌲 @J0ECOOL]

It should be illegal to have a “baby on board” decal on your car if there is not a baby on board

[Joe🌲 @J0ECOOL]

@Rick52056405 Can't do anything about what you're born with. Cam may have been born with a speech impediment but Edey was born to be 7'4". What an ignorant jab at a guy who was elite in the biggest game in college basketball... Figure it out

[Joe🌲 @J0ECOOL]

@ChicagoB1G Is this click bait? If so you succeeded - you're out of your fucking mind...

[Joe🌲 @J0ECOOL]

@AhoyMcavoy73 @SamOurada @KFCBarstool Nickname, Joseph is 1/3 vowels. But now we’re arguing nonsense hahaha