jon

Gambling advice: You can win 2000% of your money, but you can only lose 100% of your money. You do the math.

[jon @J0nti]

@riotgames @PlayVALORANT @RiotLansford
????????????
Also "Illyria#bauau" isnt a legit account get it outa here

[florence ⊮ @morallawwithin]

Poverty is a choice.

A 1” tungsten cube costs $150. A 7” one costs a thousand times more.

Buy 343 1” cubes for $51,450. Glue them together to make a 7” cube. Now undercut the supplier by selling it for $149,000.

Your customer is happy, and you���ve made almost $100k in profit.

[mia @miamiamiamimim]

the distance isn't the issue. the issue is whether you're willing to go to places abandoned by god such as "birmingham" and "leeds"

[christian @cxgonzalez]

guy who's always figured it out: "idk if i'm gonna figure it out this time"

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I think turtles are chill.

[LP porridge @porridgeorge]

@Isot_111 the cortisol spike is my favourite part of ranked

[frax @fraxiommusic]

i got bored playing Goat Simulator it’s too much like my life

[tatty @oli_tatty]

Might go tesco tomorrow to be just a complete nuisance and get in everyone's way.

[DEBEUG @DeREALBeug]

Just generated this with the new Sora AI

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

you should be able to parry speed bumps if you tap the brake perfectly just before you hit it

[Patrick @audiohymn]

"Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?" Does Sisyphus like his boulder

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir

[Hunter Mims @SicK_cs]

WAKE UP WAKE UP! THE WALLS ARE TALKING!

[jon @J0nti]

@tekkusai I would do bad things to good people for a kurosun ninja.

[jon @J0nti]

@www_maisyy Laughing so hard I can’t breathe rn frfr haha😐

[jon @J0nti]

@www_maisyy Sounds long ://

[jon @J0nti]

@leonaredo_ You also get to be drafted! How fun :)

[jon @J0nti]

@www_maisyy bet

[jon @J0nti]

@www_maisyy Options our share your wine or have her be pissed at you, good luck man 😭😭

[jon @J0nti]

@www_maisyy Don’t blame her, cheap sav blanc is grim

[jon @J0nti]

@www_maisyy What wine is it tho?