JORDAN

I'm a USC Graduate taking Los Angeles by storm and the only competition I see is in my mirror.

[JORDAN @J0RDANC]

We live on a planet that has climates.

[JORDAN @J0RDANC]

@MoniseLSeward lmao!!! ugh i'm just soo annoyed. like this is why we have windshield wipers on cars. we are equipped to deal with this.

[JORDAN @J0RDANC]

Like why can't you carry out normal activities because its raining?? I was trying to get my brunch on and y'all wanna be weak.

[JORDAN @J0RDANC]

Especially when these muhfuckas be from the south where it rains ALLLLLLLLL the time

[JORDAN @J0RDANC]

It's RAINING.

[JORDAN @J0RDANC]

You get out of the car and walk inside of the location and poof i'm there hiiiiiiii

[JORDAN @J0RDANC]

Like...to transport yourself to a location...you're inside of a car.

[JORDAN @J0RDANC]

When people cancel on me because of rain i'm immediately annoyed

[Petty_Laundry @Hooch_n_Gooch]

Lay me near tha crosss“@MayaAngelouFRO SCREAMING “@JJMJallday: WHAT? "@raytbqh: aldkfjadsklfjdslkf!!! poor sHEreé. http://t.co/fhXCFvxl"””

[fire🔥☔Baby I Could Never Steal You From Another @firefire100]

#2015Faves RT @firefire100: LMAO! RT @brian_sack: My 11-year old's birthday card to me. #blessed

[JORDAN @J0RDANC]

Soooo my dog took my job today. 😂 @whittybeee joesnell03… https://t.co/EfsK8QIOix

[JORDAN @J0RDANC]

I am in my friends car and he just played 679 by FETTY. I immediately dropped everything and got buck

[JORDAN @J0RDANC]

OH MY GOD

[JORDAN @J0RDANC]

I have absolutely no desire to do anything today.

[JORDAN @J0RDANC]

LMFAOOOO https://t.co/XpY3txJgjf

[JORDAN @J0RDANC]

@lucchaser Lmao!! I never thought I'd fall off like that! Been working, but I'm back now!

[The FADER @thefader]

Janet Jackson's Unbreakable debuts at No. 1 on the Billboard 200. http://t.co/UC3yXLtzm2

[JORDAN @J0RDANC]

@lucchaser thank you!! I hope you're well. I need to get back into Twitter I been gone for a while 😂

[JORDAN @J0RDANC]

Too qualified to waste our time. #CAA #younghollywood https://t.co/jNN4K9fOL9

[JORDAN @J0RDANC]

Can't kick it how I kick it, I tell a trick to kick the rocks, I see the… https://t.co/zXQz37CuGF