Me imagino al señor de Murcia suspirando en el desayuno ya sin su Sorolla: "Bueno, chica, qué se le va a hacer, el Señor te lo da, el Señor te lo quita".
"Pokemon" is short for "pocket monsters".
"Digimon" is short for "digital monsters".
Therefore, "salmon" is short for "saltwater monsters".
(You might object: salmon spend a big part of their life in freshwater. But pokemon spend a big part of their life outside pockets too!)
PantsAreDragon: “I’m not a pedo, that was taken out of context”
Hashinshin: “I’m not a pedo, those are accusations”
Cookielol: “ya im a pedo haha. Let’s play league guys”