Juan (𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘰)

Como un limón a bocaos

[Gonzalo Núñez @GonzaloNez19]

Me imagino al señor de Murcia suspirando en el desayuno ya sin su Sorolla: "Bueno, chica, qué se le va a hacer, el Señor te lo da, el Señor te lo quita".

[PabloW @pablowasserman]

Se viene el partido de EEUU contra Bosnia y Herzegovina

[naya ≅ @nayainfurs]

this classic

[Λｒｄｉｌｌａ★Ｍｕｔａｎｔｅ @GuisheB]

SALI DE ACA USA, NO SOMOS TU FAMILIA
Cabo Verde ¿como te gustan las milanesas?

[dyl @speckvoices]

this movie does not have enough going for it to be picked apart this much

[vitalik.eth @VitalikButerin]

"Pokemon" is short for "pocket monsters".
"Digimon" is short for "digital monsters".

Therefore, "salmon" is short for "saltwater monsters".

(You might object: salmon spend a big part of their life in freshwater. But pokemon spend a big part of their life outside pockets too!)

[Tua Tungasahur @OchoReacts]

Bro MW2 gave niggas night vision goggles

[pwNSFW DNI NSFW DNI NSFW DNI NSFW DNI NSFW DNI NS @pwn66k_]

timeline deadass just BULLSHIT

[えみり @emilie_DQ]

❎️

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Female lead with no romantic interest, the bad guy is a cop, and the Terminator learns to have feelings. They'd call this woke if it came out today

[trin @lovelltrin]

chill out girl its the very first scene he hasn't even done anything yet

[Comunacho 🇪🇦 @Comunacho1]

Un poco de chulería era todo lo que yo necesitaba para recuperar la confianza en este equipo.

[Evil TWSF @antiTWSF]

“Call your senators”

[K9s_NA @K9s_NA]

PantsAreDragon: “I’m not a pedo, that was taken out of context”

Hashinshin: “I’m not a pedo, those are accusations”

Cookielol: “ya im a pedo haha. Let’s play league guys”

[psemophile.bsky.social @psemophile]

kind of the worst scene in the film, just tension-less histrionism. no wonder people on this site love it.

[Purple @Purpelex9]

This is like putting messi and ronaldo in the same team

[veXon @veXonLoL]

first cookielol stream after brake going crazy