Joules

[Joules @j3jolt]

@berktavsan Darvas

[Joules @j3jolt]

@fluffycrypt 🙋‍♂️ BXyV4xi2LdF4PfLCDeQyDiyy5nsNobdRDMhPAfxPbYbn

[slash1s @slash1sol]

My girlfriend asked why I was smiling at 4 AM.

Showed her the terminal.

"What are all those green numbers?"

+$11,400. Made while I slept.

"Doing what?"

Nothing. Claude scanned 86 million Polymarket trades, found the 47 wallets that never lose, and built me a bot that copies them live.

She watched for 10 seconds:

+$340 captured +$890 captured +$1,400 captured
"It just keeps going?"

Every few seconds. New market. New edge. New profit.

"How much did you start with?"

$25/month. Claude API + $5 VPS.
Now the bot runs 24/7 in Germany and I haven’t touched it in 19 days.

"What does it do?"

Finds mispriced markets before the crowd, copies the smartest whales, exits at the perfect moment.
74% win rate. Sharpe 2.31.

"That’s legal?"

Polymarket is. The top wallets do this every day. I just have one screen.

She looked at the P&L curve. Never dips. Just climbs.
"Can you make me one?"

Setting hers up now.

She still doesn’t get how it works.

The bot doesn’t care.

You only need Claude + the 4 open-source repos + 1 hour this weekend.

Giving the full step-by-step + my exact bot setup free for the next 24 hours.

To get it:

> Comment the word "BOT".
> Like + Retweet this post.
> Follow me @slash1sol (so I can DM you the link).
> Bookmark this post.

[Joules @j3jolt]

@slash1sol BOT

[Joules @j3jolt]

@PenguinOffisial It has to. Everything else seems to be. Getting my butt kicked by it right now though.

[Joules @j3jolt]

@codewithimanshu polymarket

[Himanshu Kumar @codewithimanshu]

$1.18 → $3,300,000. 1 Claude Bot. 37,063 Trades. 71% Win Rate.

Chinese engineers wrote a script.
Fully automated through Claude.

Biggest single win: $180,000.
It's a bot that reacts faster than you can blink.

I've made the exact step-by-step guide to write your own Polymarket trading bot using Claude.

Free for 24 hours. To get it:

1. Comment "polymarket"
2. Like and Retweet
3. Follow me @codewithimanshu (so i can DM you)

One of my followers wrote their own bot after reading my guide.
$500 profit in first 3 days. Proof in the comments.

This how it actually works:

The bot tracks 1000s of sports markets on Polymarket and Kalshi simultaneously. Finds discrepancies between platforms. Enters positions faster than any human can physically react.

3 strategies running at once:

> Pairs Trading: YES on Rockets costs $0.62. NO on the same match costs $0.41. Total = $1.03, not $1.00. That's 3% risk-free profit. Bot enters within milliseconds.

> Sentiment AI: Scans Twitter/X and news in real time. Coach gets injured and 50 accounts report it? Bot recalculates probability within 2 seconds. Before the market factors it in.

> Calendar + Volatility: 15-20 minutes before game starts, volatility spikes. Bot takes positions early. Closes after the first major price movement.

Why sports markets?

Over/Under contracts should total $1.00. But due to different trader reaction speeds, deviations constantly occur. Most predictable arbitrage on the entire platform. That's how this Trading Bot built $3.3M.

Why a human can't do this?

You can't monitor 50+ markets simultaneously.
You can't react in milliseconds.
You can't stay awake 24/7.
You can't avoid emotions after a losing streak.
You can't calculate Z-scores over 60 bars in real time.

The bot does all of this in parallel. Without breaks.

By the time you open a tab, the arbitrage window already closed.

Manual trading is dead. The era of automation is here.

You Must Follow me @codewithimanshu, so i can send you DM.

[Joules @j3jolt]

@Bradgohtrades Tutorial

[Joules @j3jolt]

@The__Solstice Solinu

[Joules @j3jolt]

@fluffycrypt $sol

[Fluffy @fluffycrypt]

i’m officially restarting the $1 to $100,000 challenge tomorrow for April 2026 🥳

this will be done in a private x group chat where i’ll post all my trades with entry & exit for free 🪂

like, repost, and comment “$sol” to be added ❤️‍🔥

YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME W/ 🔔

[Joules @j3jolt]

@0xCalculated @ggko_ko46326 @amtvmedia Zhang @ggko_ko46326 , please make @0xCalculated mod before Good Friday. We need all the help we can get to get this thing cooking.

[Joules @j3jolt]

@cobraalerts $SPY .. I could use a little life changing momentum

[Joules @j3jolt]

@SolanaSensei BXyV4xi2LdF4PfLCDeQyDiyy5nsNobdRDMhPAfxPbYbn

[Joules @j3jolt]

@zandyor BXyV4xi2LdF4PfLCDeQyDiyy5nsNobdRDMhPAfxPbYbn

[zan @zandyor]

OK, 19 hours till launch, solana addresses.

Fast.

I’ll bless a bunch of people in few hours.

Must follow, repost this & drop below a solana addy.

Time to give back some! 🪂

[Joules @j3jolt]

@0xCalculated 🙋‍♂️ I’m the moron. I love Jesus and got excited. I trimmed a little. Was hoping not to do it at a loss but hopefully that’s enough and Jesus will rise again. I heard He does that.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: President Trump posts letter from pastor Franklin Graham telling Trump that the only way to Heaven is through Jesus Christ.

[Joules @j3jolt]

@CuRRy0189 …um, Hi… what am I supposed to infer by that?

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@TradingWarz ME