✿ helena con h ✿ miss my wife

💙 my one and only @sgrdefender 💙 “he was a good boy, an angel” 𝜗𝜚 #FreePalestine 𝜗𝜚 slay era ✭ CEO of funniest un-hit tweets ✭ pls follow i’m fun

[Dramario🎢 @dramario_]

Eran buenos tiempos

[Zoya @Zoyag9fc]

"It's a baby" when you're banning abortion.
"It's a burden" when it needs food stamps.
"It's a thug" when it's 16.
"It's an illegal" when it crosses a border.
Your "pro-life" has an expiration date. And a race. And a tax bracket.

[sxmurcia @sxmurcia]

mientras uno esté vivo, uno debe de odiar al estado ilegítimo y genocida de Israel lo más que pueda

[Jordi Unclu Garrot @UncluGarrot]

anunci amb classe

[clairostan1 @ClairoEnjoyer23]

seriously one of the most one of a kind songs ever made I think. Never heard a song with this vibe before or since

[hija de cristo @paomarcs]

que real

[Robert #NatuReturns🌱 @Robeer_Osorno]

Hostias

[Lita @Carliiitaa04]

Me he subido a una montaña cerca de mi casa a ver el eclipse de los huevos y tengo sentado al lado un grupo de cuñaos y uno ha soltado, “he leído que en el descanso del eclipse actúa Shakira”
El cuñadismo español debería ser declarado patrimonio inmaterial de la humanidad

[ter @seal_farts]

you ever meet someone and realize they’ve been getting away with this personality for years

[yo 𓃠𓂀 @kafkaseyes]

getting accused of something so out of character will really have you lying in bed for three hours questioning how people actually perceive you

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

what doesn’t kill you makes ur eyes well up on public transport

[✒️ @Literariium]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[Sera🧚🏽‍♂️ ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚❀༉‧ @phoenixkcals]

you treat him like he the prize

me? i treat him like he disgusting.

he lyin to me and im lyin to him

FUCK IT guess we both ain’t shit!!!!

[bromelia epífita @a_steraceae]

me destruye que Kafka en 1915 ya hablaba del privilegio de desayunar con calma

[irenet; ☽ @calabathin]

los memes son cada día mejores

[Maia @maiamindel]

monday: sociology is useless

tuesday: why do rich people give their children different names than poor people

[padre.faltar @MiPapaMeAbandno]

La previa es un concepto tan superior al de una fiesta per se, quien sea que pensó en beber antes de beber es un genio absoluto

[nerea ★ ★ @seolarseo_]

los billetes estaban en una onda un poco negativa, no se muy bien el motivo