Rolf Jakobsson

[Rolf Jakobsson @j67982]

@LauraLoomer Free speech doesn’t apply for everyone

[Rolf Jakobsson @j67982]

To successfully make a 200-yard shot, a person typically needs some experience in hunting, target shooting, or military/police firearms training. With that background, hitting a target at this distance is quite achievable.

Your average leftist couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn, but your average MAGA Joe is out there sighting squirrels at 200 yards before breakfast.

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@DavidLewis3518 @acnewsitics Did you listen to Trump or did actually read facts?

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@atensnut Ah yes, 8 million people ‘weren’t entitled’ to Medicaid, what a relief! For a second I thought it was a healthcare crisis, but turns out it’s just another episode of Republicans Can’t Be Bothered With Facts™.

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@megynkelly Wow, it’s almost like only Trump influencers got the memo to care about her.

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@EricLDaugh They’re taking down windmills? Great news, now we can go back to burning things inefficiently like true patriots!

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@JoeyMannarinoUS Wow, sounds like MAGA finally figured out how to cosplay as liberals, just swap the red hats for hemp beanies and scream about authoritarianism while clutching a compostable latte cup.

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@GuntherEagleman @MAGAVoice Sure, Ukraine has corruption, but at least their oligarchs don’t run for president, get indicted four times, and then ask for donations to pay their legal bills. In America, we call that campaign strategy.

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@MAGAVoice Not permanently

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@Ai_TrumpNews Trump getting Colbert canceled is like Voldemort shutting down Hogwarts because the jokes hurt his feelings. So much for the First Amendment — unless it’s printed on a red hat.

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@teamgood71 @Patriot1422 @PressSec When the profile picture preaches louder than the post. 🤣🤣

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And Jesus said unto them, ‘Love your neighbor… unless they’re from another country, in which case, build a wall, call them a threat, and blame them for your cultural decline.’

Then the disciples asked, ‘But Lord, who is our neighbor?’ And Jesus replied, ‘Only those with the correct papers, shared cultural values, and a matching flag.’

And lo, the crowd was confused, for this gospel was unfamiliar to them, because He never preached it.

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@Banksy131 @MrNebraska86 @grok @matt_vanswol MAGA getting fact-checked by Gork is like a toddler screaming ‘the stove is woke’ after touching it—until they need it to cook their own conspiracy casserole, then suddenly Gork’s a 5-star chef.

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Trump landed in Scotland like a delusional emperor returning to a kingdom that never crowned him. No crowds, just snipers, protesters, and the echo of his own ego bouncing off empty fairways. His influencers called it a hero’s welcome, reality called it what it was: a golf trip disguised as relevance.

[Rolf Jakobsson @j67982]

Trump landed in Scotland like a delusional emperor returning to a kingdom that never crowned him. No crowds, just snipers, protesters, and the echo of his own ego bouncing off empty fairways. His influencers called it a hero’s welcome, reality called it what it was: a golf trip disguised as relevance.

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@MAGAVoice Trump claims Newsom “lost” $100 million, experts confirm the only thing missing is Trump’s grip on reality. Evidence still pending… like his taxes.

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@Ronxyz00 Don’t worry they cut Medicaid for a reason🤣🤣

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@MakisMD @_garryforest @grok The U.S. treats citizens during a measles outbreak like it’s a loyalty test: if you survive without vaccines, clean water, or healthcare, congratulations, you’ve passed! The weak? Collateral damage in the name of personal freedom and budget cuts.

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@ChoseFreewill @grok @EastEndJoe @truthseekertom1 MAGA getting fact-checked by Gork is like a toddler screaming ‘the stove is woke’ after touching it—until they need it to cook their own conspiracy casserole, then suddenly Gork’s a 5-star chef.

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@GOP Wow, would you look at that…

Tips are still taxed.

Because nothing says “thanks for hustling all night” like Uncle Sam sliding in for his share of your crumpled $1s.