Jake Williams

🎥📸. I met David Hasselhoff once

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

Colorado is done. Vegas wins both on the road. No Makar is too much to overcome. The villains of the league are a wagon

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Is Zegras serious this is nasty. Get stapled like divorce paperwork and still slides over a Grade A alley oop for the eventual goal. Philly being back would be great for hockey

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

▪️1st player in NHL history with a 3rd period, Game 7 hat trick
▪️1st player in NHL history with back-to-back games with 4-point periods
▪️Leads the playoffs with 12 points
▪️Did it all against his former team from where he was traded mid season

Can’t get over Mikko Rantanen ⭐️

[p - cat ❤️‍🔥 @calemakarma]

lobotomy scheduled for monday

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Tim Walz is fucking pissed off that they let us get to Friday. We’re a family.

[RGF @rgfray1]

Tiger Woods picking up Scottie Scheffler from the Louisville Police Department #freescottie

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Patrick Mahomes dedicated this Super Bowl win to his father 🙏

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

therapist: name a time when you were happy?

me:

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @beantownthot]

“These edibles ain’t shit!”

Me 2 hours later to the CVS cashier:

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Couturier goes full NHL ‘13 and makes it look so easy. Reminds me of when a kid did this move to me on PlayStation and I ejected the disk and snapped it in half

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Shedeur Sanders with the game on the line https://t.co/wBw5g0T6d5

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

Out of this WORLD. 💫

Take a bow, Leo Messi.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

43 bets in 1 day is just another day with the boys. Don’t see a problem here

[Game Notes @GameNotesBud]

Me pretending to be a beer connoisseur:

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A lot to unpack in this

[Sean Lester @s_lester14]

Jamie Benn’s first shift tonight 😤 #TexasHockey https://t.co/GtWM06h0a4

[The Stanley Cup @StanleyCup]

Say it ain't so, I will not go...

Thank you for being amazing hosts, @Avalanche.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

SID BEATS THE BUZZER WITH HIS CLASSIC BACKHAND PISS MISSILE

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

OH MY GOD!! QUINNIPIAC WINS IT 10 SECONDS INTO OVERTIME! https://t.co/fHwRF5H9Sp

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

What the fuck