Senora Sneed

Saw Kevin Jonas at the mall once

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Life is weird and beautiful and complicated and kinda shitty but also like dope

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Wait twitter is x now?

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This is the time of the year when all of my varying coats come out and find a new home on the back of a kitchen chair

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I just physically felt myself age after posting a story to my Facebook page

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Cartoons are for the morning, Love Island is for the afternoon and survival shows are for the nighttime. I make up the rules.

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You cannot tell me that Luke Combs isn’t saying “you got a fat ass car”

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I fall in love with myself a little every time I do my mascara

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Y’all clearly haven’t seen Spiderman 3

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I still can’t believe this photo of Tobey Maguire in Spiderman 3

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@gabbgonzalez_ Yeeeeeessss and we were living the life

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Thinking about when gabs mom brought us to AC so she could gamble and gab and I stayed in the hotel bathroom harmonizing to Thinkin Bout You all night @gabbgonzalez_

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Oh so that’s the sun I’ve been staring at…

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I get truly emotional every time I pass what’s left of blackbeards cave :’(

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Jessie’s squirrel, I wish that I had Jessie’s squirrel. Where can I find a rodent like that?

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@toiletpunch That is like the synopsis of Love is Blind

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I need to stop getting attached to quarters bc it’s not like I actually do anything with them

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@gabbgonzalez_ @jalevdan I always wanted to too but there a 0% chance I can survive on a bamboo bed for almost a month with bugs eating me. If we got beds I’d be in

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@shannyphantom This is the most consistent fact about you

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@shannyphantom Sweet and slimy and juicy 🥵😮‍💨

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Something about slicing up strawberries that make them taste so much better

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@gabbgonzalez_ I fkin love this show please contact me for survivor related conversations