Jessie Allen

[Jessie Allen @J_Al_02]

This game is setting records for most penalties #ravensvsbengals

[Jessie Allen @J_Al_02]

Omg is Taylor swift on tour?! I HAD NO IDEA.

[Jessie Allen @J_Al_02]

I have been sick more times in 6 months than in my life #postgradsucks

[Jessie Allen @J_Al_02]

Post vacation blues are the fucking worst.

[Jessie Allen @J_Al_02]

Bout time the Pats get in trouble for cheating! #fucktombrady

[Jessie Allen @J_Al_02]

@amybloodworth13 this is worth celebration.

[Jessie Allen @J_Al_02]

OVECHKIN BEAUTIFUL GOAL ❤️💙 #letsgocaps

[Wendell Pierce @WendellPierce]

Baltimore. These are not protestors. These are criminals disrespectful of the wishes of the family and people of good will.

[Jessie Allen @J_Al_02]

Let's just ruin our whole city because it worked soooooo well with ferguson #idiots

[Jessie Allen @J_Al_02]

@mbharris09 cried my fucking eyes out and I don't even watch it regularly.

[Jessie Allen @J_Al_02]

I don't watch Grey's Anatomy but DAMN this is intense.

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

WATCH: With his 51st goal of the year @ovi8 now holds #Caps franchise record for goals scored! http://t.co/tWLOKobjtL

[Jessie Allen @J_Al_02]

SNOW DAY... Oh wait #bigworldsucks

[Jessie Allen @J_Al_02]

Where is Ace Ventura when you need him? #findcharlie

[Adam Jones @SimplyAJ10]

I want some Krispy Kremes

[Jessie Allen @J_Al_02]

Can't make a decision for my life #meh

[Jessie Allen @J_Al_02]

@amybloodworth13 Yes.

[Jessie Allen @J_Al_02]

Take that taunting call ass wipes!!

[Jessie Allen @J_Al_02]

Tom Brady, you are a little bitch #sackshappen #thatsfootball

[Jessie Allen @J_Al_02]

My mom said the dog is prettier than me #startedfromthebottom #stillhere