John Boehmer

Wannabe Comedian.

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@NorthSideKar It’s definitely O’NE8il

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@Acester25 @MikeCraigMC @mccrystal_alex City ordinances limit them to 35 night games, plus a max of 8 games that can broadcast nationally if the network requests. So they do play more day games than others, might be a little antiquated at this point

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Curious if the Cubs have checked in Trevor Bauer. Can’t be worse than trotting Hendricks out there every 5th day at this point.

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Zay Flowers and the Ravens hate America

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@IstoleTweet Andy’s coming! Looking ass

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@GoIdenState Andy’s coming! Looking ass

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@BenSimmons_Muse @PooleMuse Andy’s coming! Looking ass

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Still a shot we get a Shocago marketing scheme this coming summer @Cubs #shoheiotani

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@TheAthleticMLB I already bought tickets. Shohei, pls

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Take a drink every time they show Taylor Swift

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Taylor Swifts hair looks like it feels like an old paint brush

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For just 25 cents a day, you can feed a starving child in Africa, or you can give it your best shot for a stuffed animal on the claw machine.

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Jersey Mikes, a sub you can trust

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@RaeFaiman Can’t put a price on yelling at volunteer umpires

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Using my girlfriend’s shower and where the hell is her shampoo? What is this “Vanilla Blended Penguin Egg Shell Shine Criss Cross Applesauce Rejuvenating Follicle Scrub”

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Everyone is supportive until it’s time to do supportive shit

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@JMeraz28 Good way to clear out those unathletic outfielders

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I’d like to see the #HomeRunDerby go back to 10 outs, and let these guys hit moonshots. Home runs over 470ft give you an extra out. Quality over quantity.

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Schwarber sold to let Pujols keep swinging

[John Boehmer @J_Boom23]

I told myself I’d stop playing Wordle in the morning when I lose my streak. I’m going to lose on purpose to relieve myself of the burden. But it’s all I have in this life