Joe

Don’t blame me, I voted for Tom Bombadil

[Joe @J_C_cc]

Seeing the barber who gave me the worst haircut of my life for 2 seconds on season 3 of The Bear was like a Chicago acid flashback

[Joe @J_C_cc]

Would be cool if podcast hosts had beefs with each other like rappers do. Like a 4 hour diss track that I can listen to on 1.1x speed while I do my chores

[The Big Picture @TheBigPic]

Happy #StPatricksDay2023 to Jenny ☘️

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

All-time brand post here from the official Arizona Iced Tea account https://t.co/yegotd9BZQ

[Joe @J_C_cc]

@bristakrown Every article I’ve tried to open that covers the mayoral election has been behind a paywall and it’s making me a libertarian

[Joe @J_C_cc]

I’ve been revisiting the Lord of the Rings books and movies over the past month and in case anyone was wondering yes it’s good

[Joe @J_C_cc]

And now, after all these years, she may finally have her rest

[Sarah Jindra @SarahJindra]

Street School with Sarah - Explaining the Chicago Grid with help from @RogersParkMan

[Joe @J_C_cc]

@matt__yao

[Joe @J_C_cc]

@matt__yao 🧵(1/X) HACK 📈your relationships 🫂 with these 🔟 methods to signal your intelligence 🧠✍️ without EVER showing vulnerability 📉 (weakness)

[Joe @J_C_cc]

Accidentally p*ed in a bidet this morning, does anyone know the extradition laws between the EU and Joe Biden’s America? For context I am very hydrated

[Joe @J_C_cc]

European gym bruv uniform: 10 year old soccer shorts with their jersey number on them, those fingerless lifting gloves, and not wearing a shirt when the 12sq m gym is moderately busy

[Joe @J_C_cc]

This rules

[Block Club Chicago @BlockClubCHI]

The "Great Lake Jumper" just dove into Lake Michigan while it was -7 outside. 🥶 https://t.co/uATZZChCry

[Joe @J_C_cc]

Free #startup idea: buy all the fabric and make a line of public transit fleecewear. Could hit the same demographic that is really into the 90s cup logo and NASA hats

[Joe @J_C_cc]

There has to be a wholesaler that all public transportation agencies buy their seat upholsteries from right? Some of these patterns have no business going this hard

[Joe @J_C_cc]

And yes I’m aware they look like that to cover up stains, I don’t care

[Joe @J_C_cc]

@bristakrown @ me next time

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

happy 118 year anniversary of the cursed Olympic marathon with with "purposeful dehydration", rat poison, rotten apples, wild dogs, etc. in case you haven't read it in a while, here's a thread of highlights

[kyle alex brett @kyalbr]

I loved Nope (2022) and thought it was Peele’s most personal film and felt like him wrestling with the burden of becoming an Event Filmmaker.

A film about the ethics of capturing the horrific, of exploiting one’s trauma for spectacle.

A devil’s deal with a literal Monkey’s Paw.

[Joe @J_C_cc]

I am 100% convinced that The Bear season 1 episode 7 was made for an audience of one and that audience is me