Joe Criniti

Life's a garden. Dig it.

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I tried my hand at writing a short book. Give it a read! Some proceeds will go to a veterans charity. Share with your friends!

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@FacetheFacts15 Literally watched the Chicago broadcast because they did interviews over the action and didn’t even throw any play by play on at all.

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@JeffNadu Spoken like someone who has never set foot in the Middle East. You just don’t have a fucking clue. Your profile picture just confirms that you’re a fucking idiot.

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@Jared_Carrabis @alannarizzo @emmatieds It’s not good at all unfortunately.

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@jimsoxfan Dude just shut the fuck up and enjoy some good baseball for Christ’s sake. Not everything has to be a conspiracy. 2013 roster was questionable and look what they did. Nobody expected that team to take down the tigers in the ALCS

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@RipKoreem_ You’re talking like the Astros are gonna do a fucking thing in October either LMAOOOO. Clown

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Every dumb fuck sports personality that thinks it’s fashionable to hate this Red Sox team can hop right on a train to get fucked town. I hope they’re using it all as bulletin board material and make an incredibly deep run on October. Team has something special going on.

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@WEEI Holding onto prospects (Mayer) works out real well! You guys are never fucking happy. You don’t get MLB talent for free at the deadline. None of those kids are MLB proven we want to win now. Turns out there will be another draft with more prospects next year. Imagine that.

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@985TheSportsHub @FelgerAndMazz @mikefelger @TonyMassarotti @bigjimmurray You’ll never see 3 dudes in a room who get laid less than these guys. Absolute cuck losers🤣

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@BaseballWRLD_ Lmao how’d that fuckin game turn out🤣🤣

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@RealJiggidy Attitude worked out real well for him lol

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@Steve_Perrault Had to explain to my wife why I dressed up as that guy in the booth for 3 consecutive years for Halloween. Absolute legend.

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@Jared_Carrabis This is worse than the time the organ guy at Fenway was a dick about the show intro.

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@stoolpresidente God damn they don’t even have an A.I. day

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Black hairline spray sellers in Philly seeing LeBron and Jaylen Brown coming to the 76ers

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@gguworld Nuno is just awesome! Very hard to do Jake and Randy justice respectfully and he nails it every time.

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@rixlerr Imagine getting berated by fucking I am Sam🤣🤣

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@be_homestead What an absolute piece of shit human.

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Streaks come to an end. Show everyone it was really and go win 4 out of 5