Jordan Clinton

[Jordan Clinton @J_Emery_]

@BrooklanElkins We just had a basic one with a mobile. It worked great for us! https://t.co/UceZXcVQka

[Jordan Clinton @J_Emery_]

Officially the “out of breath from eating” level of pregnant.

[MAMA SHOCKS @mikaylashocks]

i was complaining about my hormonal pregnancy skin on stories, not realizing that my four year old was listening + she came through with alllll the affirmations 😭

[Audra ❁ Westbrook @AudraCatelynn]

I complain about wearing my mask all day at work... but the day is going to come where I don’t have to and I’m not going to know how to control my facial expressions anymore.

[fortunate @thyfortunate]

A Christian way of explaining Black lives matter to someone who keeps saying All lives matter. Thank you Carl Lentz.

[REBUG @rebugmp4]

Important!!

[Jordan Clinton @J_Emery_]

@BreydenClinton @BrookieB_05 Omg I can’t stop laughing. This is great. 😂

[Jordan Clinton @J_Emery_]

@BrookieB_05 When you figure it out, send me a step by step. Breyden is due for a cut any day ��

[Jordan Clinton @J_Emery_]

@BrookieB_05 Love you so much sweet girl. ❤️❤️❤️

[Adam Lake MD @ACLakeMD]

Spring breakers: I hope they don’t close the beaches

Reasonable adults: I hope this doesn’t go on for much longer.

Health care workers: I want to make it out of the next 18 months alive without crippling guilt about ethical judgement calls I had to make during a global pandemic

[Jordan Clinton @J_Emery_]

This is literally me and @BreydenClinton rn

[Monica @monlaurkel]

When your wife needs the big TV for #TheBachelor

[💐 @Iamujer_]

the way that this tik tok has unearthed some middle school trauma I forgot I even had

[Jordan Clinton @J_Emery_]

Those offended by this need to get a grip. So many parents are unprepared for what to expect in the postpartum period, and this ad captures the reality of those first several weeks in a nutshell. Postpartum recovery isn’t a vacation.

[National Post @nationalpost]

#Oscars rejects postpartum support ad for being "too graphic" — Frida Mom company says if it can't air an ad that shows a postpartum mom in mesh underwear, postpartum recovery will remain a hidden and taboo subject

https://t.co/R8sMLXbX7t

[H @erichussing3]

Shakira in the halftime show be like... #HalftimeShow

[Audra ❁ Westbrook @AudraCatelynn]

Leaving work on your last shift of the week is a different kind of energy

[Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans]

[doc pulls baby out of mom and immediately slides it under his shirt] oh no NOW I'M PREGNANT haha no [pulls it out] just kidding here you go

[🥺 @saraaaabethhhhh]

if you weren’t in college during the caroline/broccoli/closer holy trinity that was fall semester 2016, you missed out!!!

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Mind your business