Jonathan Heath

A blend of 80’s comedy film quotes and equal parts beer, Stonks, & ravenous snacker. Accumulating dad jokes for baby Harper.

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@ThatEricAlper Ohhhhh… that bass…

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@ProfessorDevers @nypost I do believe you’re speaking out of your ass.

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@WiIsonProject @redsteeze The above represents the money supply of the US. This graph below (hit MAX) is the Venezuelan money supply. If we just print more money it becomes more worthless - and that’s exactly what Yellin is going to do... https://t.co/Bn99WjjzHY

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@benshapiro “Did you say Aye, Blinkin? Or, Abe Lincoln?”

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@joshabbottband Best advice I got in the finance industry - never trust a person who wears a Yankees logo. It’s been pretty spot on...

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@michaeltg @CNBCnow She about to throw another US M0 crisis on the window and see if it sticks...

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@WillRicci Child abuse

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@WillRicci Good on these people who called him out.

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@twilly18 @nypost 🤡

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@DarrenR08359820 @nypost 🤡

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@zukosbussy @nypost So what you’re saying is that minority opinions don’t matter??? Please, tell me more about this theory of the Democratic Party...

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@Not_the_Bee “Maaaaaarv!”

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@BidiBaxter @AP 🤡

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@Hogsick13 @floggingcholly @jemelehill You sure about both of those?

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@nypost People don’t care about feelings on social media. They care about ass, drugs, and attention. The pope is a good person, so leave that to him; she records absurd elite shit for attention. She can get fucked.

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@zukosbussy @nypost It reminds me of this idea of taxation without representation motto... you know, that whole thing.

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@The_Kyle_Mann ... while he has a Big Mac on the table and hangs up the phone on Lebron saying he can’t come to the White House after another title lolz