Jordan (Belfort)

#daddygang

[Jordan (Belfort) @j_how9]

Life: *slightest inconvenience*

Me: where’s my mom?

[Megan Herschel @meganherschel]

Vermont announcing Joe won at approximately 7:01 pm

[Jordan (Belfort) @j_how9]

@Shan_Demeis_ A fucking QUEEN

[Jordan (Belfort) @j_how9]

@motherofthorgi Goshen-Lempster 🙃

[Jordan (Belfort) @j_how9]

@motherofthorgi In grades 3-5 my school sent us to DC multiple times 🤷‍♀️ then I moved back to NH and they sent us the graveyards??????

[jodie @jodieegrace]

can’t believe the tik tok teens have just discovered yoga pants and they’re calling them flared leggings I hate it here

[nat @nataliebe1gium]

WHEN HE SAYS UR NAME WHILE TALKING TO U😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

[Emma Shea @emmaasheaa]

losing a best friend feels exactly like a breakup

[Jordan (Belfort) @j_how9]

@motherofthorgi @Shannon_Mak_Boe We’re gonna be in great shape 🤪

[braden @Coblebraden]

Bro being respectful to women does not make you a simp, wtf is wrong w y’all

[Jordan (Belfort) @j_how9]

@s_carpenter07 asking for my half eaten pickle

[liv @liv_cowherd]

when someone i’m eating with gets a pickle on the side

[ExHOEdia The Hoebliterator @pastrykream]

People will say "we're not meant to drink cow milk!!!" and then....... do coke!!!!

[Jordan (Belfort) @j_how9]

Me in every photo that’s taken while I’m intoxicated

[𝑓𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑠 🍋💐✨ @pbnfelly]

me omw to nap off the stress after encountering a small inconvenience cuz I deserve it

[hannah @discounthannah]

Physically I’m here, but mentally I’m down by the banks of the hanky panky where the bullfrogs jump from bank to bank-y

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

When Miley said “I allowed so many people to just come and add their toxic fucking breathe to my air, and suck out the life of my space. And I am over that” I FELT THAT @callherdaddy

[Jordan (Belfort) @j_how9]

@s_carpenter07 GO OFF

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

The best of both worlds. A DUO @MileyCyrus x @callherdaddy 8/14 💦

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

why didn’t the vampires in twilight stop the holocaust