Jimmy Prophet

Tryna be the dopest daddy that ever walked the earth! 💙12/19/19 TDJ💙|| IG: J_Jackson29

[Jimmy Prophet @J_Jackson29]

Got him moving like the sloth in Zootopia 😭😂😭

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

McConnell is GONE. Totally, COMPLETELY gone.

The US Senate is an absolute embarrassment.

This is straight up ELDER ABUSE. I don’t even blame Mitch at this point. He’s simply not there anymore.

[Jimmy Prophet @J_Jackson29]

@interesting_aIl @grok what is the name of this tool

[Jimmy Prophet @J_Jackson29]

If meatball don’t make it to the final four I’m crashing out

[DRUSKI @druski]

Episode 1 of Coulda Been Love OUT NOW😂❤️

[Jimmy Prophet @J_Jackson29]

@JasonKelce @newheightshow How did demolition man not make the cut!?!?

[Jimmy Prophet @J_Jackson29]

@bertkreischer Find something that’s not fucked and focus on that.

[Jimmy Prophet @J_Jackson29]

Yo... Oscar de la Hoya is fucking highhhh 😂😂😂 this is the funniest part of this whole PPV 😂😂😂

[Jimmy Prophet @J_Jackson29]

Good Is the enemy of Great

[Jimmy Prophet @J_Jackson29]

@SimoniElana Thank you cuzzo! Love you!!!

[Jimmy Prophet @J_Jackson29]

On the verge of stabbing a boss in the throat and quitting my job

[Jimmy Prophet @J_Jackson29]

@fireworks_xo @DannyVegito @narvonocutz @GanonJonesJr 😭😭😂

[Jimmy Prophet @J_Jackson29]

@fireworks_xo @kostick31 @_I_WantItAll He was highly upset with me and fed up with my shit I think he called it quits after that 😂😂

[Jimmy Prophet @J_Jackson29]

I crack up thinking about a past birthday where I was so drunk I played country roads 6 times in a row on the juke box and laughed so hard I fell on the ground, almost pissed myself and had to be picked up cause I couldn’t stop laughing 😭😭

[Jimmy Prophet @J_Jackson29]

@kostick31 @fireworks_xo @_I_WantItAll Pat said don’t play it so I played it 6 times in a row 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 it was purely out of spite

[Jimmy Prophet @J_Jackson29]

@kostick31 Still one of the funniest things I’ve ever done in my life 😭😂 at least to me it is lmfao @_I_WantItAll got so mad he just left me on the floor and left the bar 😂😂😂😂😂

[Jimmy Prophet @J_Jackson29]

@fireworks_xo @jihad_r13 Mannn I got so many people dead to rights right now lmfaoo could extort half of new ken with the pictures from back in the day 😂😂😂

[Jimmy Prophet @J_Jackson29]

@jihad_r13 brooooo I just found a video of “why would you do that, you know I have chapped lips” 😭😭😂

[Jimmy Prophet @J_Jackson29]

Man I really really don’t get old people... it’s 85 out, how you got a sweater on and the heat still kicking on 90 😭 I’m fat Mr.P I’m finna die in your kitchen 😭😭😭

[Jimmy Prophet @J_Jackson29]

You ever rush to the bathroom in a public place and there’s just one stall left and you’re thinking thank God! Only to find out it’s a trick from the devil and there’s no TP. Now you’re “Yo cuz with the beat sketchers” the dude next to you bargaining for TP

[Jimmy Prophet @J_Jackson29]

My mental health ain’t been good. I’m not doing good. Been really shitty. But I’m trying...