Jake Stäzrad

Pontificator. Adventuring through time and space, tweeting in this dimension.

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@sabakarimm https://t.co/QSvlPbgYps we made an app for mountain bikers and hikers to get outside on trails in good conditions!

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@BlakeAlexander You went inter dimensional

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"Is Bon Iver the new Pink Floyd..?" -my lovely girlfriend

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"Today I've googled: 'Can cats have corn?' 'Should I be worried if my cat's having nightmares?'... " -my lovely girlfriend

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Even if portrait orientation lock is on, when I rotate the phone in full screen video mode this iOS should be smart enough to rotate also...

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Worst part about this new iPhone is that it's actually impossible to charge and use the given headphones simultaneously...

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Latest political conclusion: America should have ✌🏻️ presidents: one for foreign affairs and one for domestic issues.

#PresidentialDebates

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"Babe can you go like my post so it moves up in the algorithm?" #realsentencesof2016

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Does your consciousness have a gender?

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@mspako I'm interested. Check out https://t.co/z1HM77hmub or https://t.co/Rrw2DOivuw

[Jake Stäzrad @J_Kwebb]

Stone Age: 8700bc-2000bc
Iron Age: 1200bc - 35bc
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(other stuff)
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Digital Age: 1969ad - tbd
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Age of Buffering: 2006 - tbd

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@jjordanbeckett that's gonna be forever man...

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@ryanweiss126 game changer.

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Which was the more revolutionary invention: the light bulb or the Internet?

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"I don't know their poops enough to know which one it was..." -my lovely girlfriend

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Would there be vegetarians if vegetables had vocal cords?🤔

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The best part about making toast is the cat🙀

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Smiley face appears in Hawaii's Kilauea volcano during eruption. https://t.co/NgF2QUbR4T

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Why is it so easy for me to spend entire days mentally ignorant to the fact that we're on a spinning rock hurdling through space? Bizarre.

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Cat spines are made of Twizzlers, I guess?