J. Michael Mull

solid dude seeking solitude | okay with crude, fan of nude, trying to not be rude | looking for change by an order of magnitude
He/Him or whatevs
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[J. Michael Mull @J_Michael_Mull]

@jasonquixote1 you’re missing absolutely nothing

[J. Michael Mull @J_Michael_Mull]

considering going horny on Mastodon to freak out all the sweet old hippies that follow me

[J. Michael Mull @J_Michael_Mull]

I wish I had the same energy to bully NFT creators here now as I did with Garfield back in like 2011

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the logo is one the emoji symbols near the bottom left corner. everything musk does is just so lazy and obvious

[J. Michael Mull @J_Michael_Mull]

this crossword clue is ‘downed a sub’ and the answer wasn’t hubris.

[J. Michael Mull @J_Michael_Mull]

putting a reminder in my reminders app to set reminders

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It's now how you look, it's how you feel! (I feel worse than I look)

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@CoreyHickson am I talking to a ghost because I'd be dead by now

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if a doctor told me I had a gluten allergy and I'd need to give up bread, my next stop would be to an attorney to write up my will

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stores that have shopping carts but with aisles not wide enough for people to pass are just the worst (yeah, this is a HomeGoods subtweet. hang around for more petty gripes)

[J. Michael Mull @J_Michael_Mull]

🎵 𝕏 Gon' Give It To Ya🎵

[J. Michael Mull @J_Michael_Mull]

yeah, sure, I'll put all my money in with the guys that are trying to sell me cartoon monkeys

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someone on here gaslighting everyone into thinking The Grateful Dead were ever good. Did this place turn into Mastodon?

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@CoreyHickson just gave mine away. I'll have another in like two weeks

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it's spelled Afri 𝕏 𝕏 𝕏aner demon, now

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the twitter bird has flown into the great big BLUE SKY

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X? Y???

[J. Michael Mull @J_Michael_Mull]

this feels like an unfunny April Fools jokes

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Sorry, but I’m just gonna continue to deadname Twitter.

[J. Michael Mull @J_Michael_Mull]

the only value this site has is its name recognition, so I imagine there's some wily legal reason to separate it from the eventual file for bankruptcy.