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bartender, cool rock enjoyer, general enthusiast

[certified bear adopter @J_oconnor11]

My boy. My beautiful baby boy. My beautiful 25 year old southeast asian baby boy. He has my eyes

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.

[daniela molloy @diandrasdiandra]

what do you guys get from defending stuff like this, i wonder. like you're fighting for a hollywood's production right to... fire women of colour unquestioned? when it's silly ship shit fine, but ppl can't be upset at a building pattern of dismissal of women characters & cast?

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@imrightthough @That_Hurts Rams would be on both sides of the line tbf

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

soo hungry need to find my wife and head to pf changs

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@TimothySmi64423 @IceManIsaac @Dexerto bro why would you pick the worst stooge

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@FlowingWitLife @Squidstocks1 @Thomoaas @eggfried_grice @BlackMajikMan90 i rewatch Man of Steel all the time when i cant sleep and need something that's slow, visually unimpressive, and completely unengaging.

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@SyannDoelann its actually My Cousin Vinny

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@NotGrantJenkins she give me the Guckenheimer til i Wydown

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@Lemuel52 @UBUandIXL @loganstephens24 tell your homeroom teacher you need less screen time, kid

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@UBUandIXL @loganstephens24 hopefully you will have sex one day, until then stay the fuck out of baseball

[CNN @CNN]

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live

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@Tycoon_Sports4 @AndrewDBailey nft profile picture youve never touched a basketball in your life

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@pickasidepod never seen a group of guys unequivocally fail to know ball like this. there should be some kind of requirement to purchase podcast equipment, this is getting out of hand

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@bingus111 @RJH__V @pastoralcomical came to the comments in hopes of marshawn highlights. thank you for your service 🫡

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@AKEABeats @straycomrade @tgirl_fangs the pope is a migrant to the vatican you stupid fucking doorknob

[Metro Boomin @MetroBoomin]

Missouri > Mississippi

[certified bear adopter @J_oconnor11]

perfect targeted ad. no notes

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oh yeah jacket season thats two more pockets baby got gadgets on my right side gizmos on my left hoodie underneath with the doohickey in the ‘roo pouch lets go fall baby

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no one celebrates harder after a touchdown than a wr2 on a team destined for 8-9

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just know if everything goes wrong imma be stealing curbs selling bootleg countertops