General Patton

meh

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PSA don't kill yourself in a sauna or by running in the heat of the day. No, You Can’t Sweat Out Toxins https://t.co/8O20nJB533

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Every hogs fan right now including myself

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Eminem destroyed MGK in killshot tho

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Got told at class today by a girl I sit by that I look like Finnick Odair from the hunger games. While I don't see it I'll still take the compliment

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10+ hrs time spent studying for a quiz and lucky to get an 80% lovely just lovely

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Ima find a unicorn before I understand women

[General Patton @J_Patton3]

My roommate had his 7 yr anniversary with his GF today. I looked at him congratulated him and said " your relationship has single handedly lasted longer than all of mine combined seeing as I'm on a 4 yr dry spell"

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Thank goodness for good friends who come get you

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Got a free lunch from Natalie's, homemade desserts, and off before 5 my last weekday at the hospital what a way to end it

[General Patton @J_Patton3]

Don't understand how our landlord can get a brand new A/C unit and it go out twice in 2 months

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Quickest way to loose my trust.. lie to me about food bc that ain't no game to play

[General Patton @J_Patton3]

If you don't recognize when I say "yup yup yup" that I'm quoting Ducky from theLand before time you're too young for me to continue the conversation

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If you're mad at Trump on immigration do a little research on what's happened in Germany. Don't be blindly lead by CNN or Fox.

[General Patton @J_Patton3]

Me- what channel is the news?
Mom-360
Me- ok so that's CNN?
Mom- don't make me turn off the tv

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Wish I could have back all the money I've spent on people who could've cared less

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Finishing that last song in my truck before starting work>>>

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Why would a parent would bring a small child to Vegas? I seriously watched a kid sit miserably on the floor by their parent at a slot machine

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The Cosmopolitan decide to only let me win fifty last night but I'll take it

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Update Vegas is lit like a million bics

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Vegas Bound and I plan on not sleeping till I get back