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[. @J_Pierce14]

One more of those fucking tweets and I'm done

[. @J_Pierce14]

@newcastlesam1 I'm gonna have to make a new account

[. @J_Pierce14]

@newcastlesam1 I'd give up

[. @J_Pierce14]

@J_Pierce14 gonna have to accept my fate

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Diego Forlan: "If Pogba is to cost €120m, imagine how much Man United would have needed to pay for Paul Scholes?"

[. @J_Pierce14]

Twitter keeps posting by itself saying I'm Raj....the fuck mate?

[. @J_Pierce14]

🗣

[. @J_Pierce14]

Managed to not feel hungover for once but I seriously need to burp

[. @J_Pierce14]

Never gets old 😂 https://t.co/Bj9FG48HRl

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Milner is said to be considering his international future. Let's take a look at his defining moment for England: https://t.co/ipk4WavZ4S

[. @J_Pierce14]

These character things are shit

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

2-1 GALA! #JoseOUT

[The Sun Football ⚽ @TheSunFootball]

Zlatan Ibrahimovic scores 3mins into Man United debut. The King 👑 https://t.co/axyaVtoFIc

[. @J_Pierce14]

@Gooner_Sarah ugh

[. @J_Pierce14]

I'm the Governor. Discover which #TheWalkingDead character you are! SIGN IN: https://t.co/vJ41O0fQZD https://t.co/9v9Nv9Oe1i

[The Sun - Arsenal @SunArsenal]

Arsenal fan chases Arsene Wenger and begs him to sign Riyad Mahrez https://t.co/aYTeNGpiU0

[. @J_Pierce14]

Fat old mess 🐶#️⃣1️⃣ https://t.co/vVyAfa5gD7

[. @J_Pierce14]

I haven't laughed so hard in so long

[. @J_Pierce14]

@Cerii94 don't want to find you shouting at kids in the park tomorrow night with your vodka in your hand

[. @J_Pierce14]

@Cerii94 best not to, good on you!

[. @J_Pierce14]

So what do you say? You can't give me the dreams that are mine anyway