President Porpoise

I am the last air bender, Leader of the Thunder Cats, President, commander, and spiritual leader of all the Porpoise People.

[KillaBrews @KillaBrews]

Last night of the season. May not be able to win the ship, but still a lot on the line as we play for booze money tonight! 🍻

[President Porpoise @J_PLAZ]

Vaginaboob.

[President Porpoise @J_PLAZ]

Who's got addy??

[President Porpoise @J_PLAZ]

@realtomcook who's the plug on some anthrax??

[President Porpoise @J_PLAZ]

Need a squad to go to skateville. Who's in?

[President Porpoise @J_PLAZ]

Fuck you.

[President Porpoise @J_PLAZ]

@KillaBrews still waiting for my star....

[President Porpoise @J_PLAZ]

I'm a bleeder

[President Porpoise @J_PLAZ]

@ricarop oops my bad

[erica northrop @ricarop]

Today at a party Rachel got hit with a flying hot dog

[President Porpoise @J_PLAZ]

T-bomb party @NickyCerrato5 's house after the brews game tonight. Free entry to those with tickets from the game

[President Porpoise @J_PLAZ]

Vaginaboob.

[President Porpoise @J_PLAZ]

I want to fuck a horse and drink it's blood

[President Porpoise @J_PLAZ]

RIP to the Russian world juniors team

[President Porpoise @J_PLAZ]

@_TaylorBennett Broad Shoulders is one of the best songs I have heard in a long ass time!

[President Porpoise @J_PLAZ]

Where's my apology?