Jessica Sarvas

Live your life. Do everything that makes you happy. Have your own opinion. Be your own person. Go crazy.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The best decision I ever made was marrying you, @MichelleObama. For 33 years, I’ve admired your strength, grace, and determination — and the fact that you look so good doing it all. Happy anniversary!

[Jessica Sarvas @J_Sarvas]

I recently supported a cause that's really important. A kind person stepped up to care for her granddaughter and deserves some help. Please consider donating or sharing. Every bit counts. https://t.co/flEuVCsLkb

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Ohio lawmakers have proposed a new law that bans men from ejaculating without intent of conception, would fine men up to $10,000 per ejaculation.

The bill was brought forward by Democratic State reps Anita Somani and Tristan Rade.

Men would be charged with a felony under the law if they engage in unprotected s*x without the intent of impregnation.

Exceptions under the law include people ejaculating in the LGBTQ community, sperm donation, and masturbat*on.

The lawmakers say the point of "The Conception Begins at Erection Act" is to "call out the hypocrisy" of "bills that regulate women’s bodies."

Men would be charged $1,000 for the first offense, $5,000 for the second offense and $10,000 for any offense after.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

We. Pay. The. Tariffs. You. Addlepated. Dumbfucks.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

put him in jail immediately

[Jessica Sarvas @J_Sarvas]

@realDonaldTrump Your tax plan really fucked me over man. We have no money because the rich people like you took it all.

[Jessica Sarvas @J_Sarvas]

@nattypeks WHAT???

[maria @wlovemaria]

the brother cannot talk 😭 he said i love you to a TINDER DATE after the 3rd date #TheBachelorette

[bach memes @thebachelwhore]

jenn please make the right decision,

one of these men has sexual assault allegations and the other is jonathon
#TheBachelorette

[juls @liljulsie]

going running as a date sounds MISERABLE omg Jenn is so strong for this #bachelorette #TheBachelorette

[the bitchelorette @Bitchelorette_]

new sleep paralysis demons just dropped

#TheBachelorette

[nina 🪩📨 @ninabubblygum]

"when she described the guy she was looking for i was like... that's not jeremy."

#TheBachelorette

[bachbitch @bachbitch1]

I CANNOT believe that the man who showed up Night 1 as a mummy with his ass out in a hospital gown has turned out to be one of my favorites this season…

#thebachelorette #bachelorette

[Jessica Sarvas @J_Sarvas]

#bachelorette #thebachelorette
Sam N: My inner dog came out.
Sam N’s Inner Dog:

[Bach Rants @bach_rants]

“I think Jonathon is a very hot man.”

Girl, same.

#thebachelorette #bachelorette