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what's good playboy? #ripav

[Jordan @J_Scott32]

My teacher told me to write "I will not be tardy" 150 times so I wrote "free Gucci" instead

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

This economy is so fckd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

[Propaganda & co @propandco]

If you went to this Bitches house and put a Palestinian flag inside her mailbox she would cry antisemitism, call it a holocaust, and call the national guard on you

What makes her think she can go to the mans house and put things in his mailbox ??

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

The grand contradiction of America is that they need us to keep consuming but they also do not want to pay us. They will shame you for not spending enough while simultaneously not paying you enough to spend.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

But Zelenskyy disrespected the Oval Office for not wearing a suit? Man fuck y’all. 😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

One guy who would’ve loved Oregon vs Arizona playing past midnight EST in March

[BLËUSKI @BleuCapone]

He don’t even know what’s going on, he just ready to k*ll

[jady @wheresjady]

nary a nigga on god’s given green earth has paired chitins with grits miss brickle brackle bitch

[AI Kwame8️⃣ @SethSB_]

niggas my age are signing max contracts and winning superbowls and I have a teams meeting at 2:30…

[Nathan Stubblefield @NStubblefield76]

Blessed to announce my commitment to Keiser University!! @CoachMylesRuss @Myles_Notkin @CoachAwoods64 @VinceVance6 @RonnieJankovich @CarlisleFunk @caprewett

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

time for the IMMIGRANTS ARE STEALING OUR JOBS crowd to either clock in or shut the fuck up forever

[mark normand @marknorm]

If RFK jr saw what I was eating this holiday, he’d have me deported

[Null @Vhoyde]

They really tried to destroy this man because he was getting bitches

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Rio Da Yung OG has been released from prison 🙏

"RIO FREE !!"

[Leon S. Kennedy @lildnice14]

That nigga can't believe that shit 🤣

[Jake DeMeerleer @jakedemeerleer]

Potentially breaking an all-time record is more impressive than cumulative snaps

#HEI2MAN

[Kicko @infamousbxdon]

Gotta be the biggest concentration of dorks & incels this world has ever seen

[Hacienda Nápoles Hippos @285Slim]

We’re going to hell for even entertaining this shit

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

Bringing back prayer in schools but ending free lunch for hungry children.

American Evangelicals are so fake and craven