Jon Sheetz

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

Thank you thank you.
Goodnight, Chicago.
July 11, 2026

[Jon Sheetz @J_Sheetzy]

@UpAndAdamsShow @MiamiDolphins @packers @heykayadams Pathetic honestly

[Jon Sheetz @J_Sheetzy]

@KeemGotEmmStuck @GoldenBoiii_22 @DemiMaxWebspace @theashleyray This guy knows ball

[Jon Sheetz @J_Sheetzy]

@DemiMaxWebspace @theashleyray It is

[Illinois Men's Basketball @IlliniMBB]

FINAL FOUR BOUND

[Jon Sheetz @J_Sheetzy]

@NicoleAuerbach Chicago excluded obviously

[Jesse Peltan @JessePeltan]

Happy Solar Pessimism Chart Update Day to all who celebrate

[Nate @scottsummers89]

The dumbest person you know is about to be blame Pritzker for this debacle.

[Abby 🇺🇦🇹🇼🇬🇱🇩🇰🇨🇦🇵🇸 @transit_simp]

I genuinely think less of you if you wholeheartedly believe Illinois is the worst possible state to live in.

[Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker]

I-L-L!

[CHGO Bears @CHGO_Bears]

Ben Johnson on being tough to deal with at times on the headset during games:

"Each time we hit the field I expect to score a touchdown and if we don't I get a little disappointed."

[FY @Featherofyelk]

@stoolsalesguy @hen_ease @PardonMyTake “I’m aware of a single issue that happened and have therefore written off a global industry” ass take

[Jon Sheetz @J_Sheetzy]

@BradBiggs Insane.

[Illinois Football @IlliniFootball]

No. 9 in the AP Poll. Focused forward.

[LCPS AP CRT Teacher of the Year @tinioril]

@jdcmedlock @SpecialPuppy1 Cool way to visualize which states have the best public schools.

[General Steez @generalsteez69]

Going to trivia tonight and pretending I’m still in college. “You don’t have work tomorrow” I say to myself. “Your best friends in the world are all within a 5 minute walk of you” I say to myself.

[Jon Sheetz @J_Sheetzy]

@sheeeetz

[Ross Read @RossRead]

“ God bless everyone in the world, except Green Bay.”