Okay, I revealed this at the concert last night and now the cat's out of the bag, so I will confirm for everyone: There will be a Stardew Valley 1.7 update. No release date, no estimate. But it's happening
Top 5 favorite crimes
1) jaywalking
2) public intoxication
3) shoplifting forks from Chipotle
4) crossing the Green Line street level tracks
5) redistributing game footage without the express written consent of Major League Baseball