jax

you can catch flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys being fly

[Tommy Callahan @yalltitanup]

The Titans could fire literally every single person in the building today, give Jon Gruden a microphone and a bag of meth, and he’d fix this franchise by Sunday.

[Primetime Carolina @primetimecar]

Why would Harold Fannin listen to Todd Monken

[marco 🧞 @MarcoWBB]

Now that FD back working, who all got 1 legged bc you couldn’t cashout?

[Leonarda Jonie @Leonardaisfunny]

If America hesitates to fight for Israel, I guarantee there will be a “terrorist attack” on US soil and ((they)) will say Iran did it. This is their playbook everytime.

[Etihad Papers @EtihadPapers]

Wrestling is not a sport, Idk why you added John Cena

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

When I see a 90 pound Vietnamese blackjack dealer with no one at the her table at 9PM on Friday.

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

A tradition unlike any other

[Jordan Dye @JordanDye]

I ain’t ever seen a single highlight from this guys career that has to do with basketball. Not a single rebound, pass, basket, block, nothing 😂

[The Jobfather ® 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧 @TheJobfather__]

A pilot cancelling a flight because he aint “feeling it” is fine by me. Go with your gut fam.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

GORDON RAMSAY???

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

just saw a group of Eagles fans line up and do a tush push against a line of cops in SWAT gear and I was supposed to root for the Chiefs??

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

Buying a ring camera and then having to pay a subscription to actually see out that motherfucker is insane.

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Game 7 of the World Series. Ohtani is up. He swings. It connects. Its out of there. The crowd goes nuts.

Suddenly a yellow flag is thrown. An NFL ref shows up. First down Kansas City.

Mahomes jogs onto the field. He makes it to home plate.

The Chiefs win the World Series

[🤺 @philfanacc]

Chris Godwin deadass just sacrificed his ankle for my parlay on God imma name my daughter Chris

[Annie O’D ❤️‍🔥 @sweetannieod]

ya know looking back the patriots dynasty wasn’t so bad after all

[Brandon Carney @BenchwarmerBran]

At least Rashee Rice went out doing what he loved. Ending a drive with a horrible collision and immediately leaving the scene

[T @TimContic]

George Pickens showing up to the facility after 3 weeks of Russell Wilson at QB

[Zach Lowy @ZachLowy]

US Soccer will never be a successful program as long as they continue to ignore the nation’s most talented players and prioritize the players whose parents can afford travel fees, tournament registration, summer camps and everything else involved in the sham that is youth soccer.

[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

does it cost extra to share it with family