Bruno Sardine

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

Niggas don’t know how blessed they are to have all this easy access to porn nowadays I used to bang my shit to the extended commercials

[🇯🇵SAIGOU🇯🇵郷田剛士🇯🇵 @oidonhagouda]

To all my American friends:

You guys are actually terrifying 😂🇺🇸

CoCo Ichibanya has over 1,500 stores across Japan.
Japan’s total population is 120 million. Tokyo alone has 14 million people.

Yet the #1 highest-grossing CoCo Ichibanya store in the entire country is in Okinawa — a prefecture with only 1.46 million people.

Why?
Because American service members stationed there regularly order multiple full plates per person like it’s nothing.

One American = multiple Japanese portions.

We always knew you guys had big appetites… but damn, you’re single-handedly making a small island the curry capital of Japan.

Respect.
And please keep eating. We’re impressed (and a little scared).

Which one of you is responsible for this? Drop your CoCo stories below 👇

[koko kenobii @40ounceKO]

they will never understand

[NyanChuu����🇯🇵🍭 @tanpukunokami]

Forget sushi. Forget ramen.

The food foreigners can't stop eating in Japan is fried chicken from a convenience store.
It's called Famichiki.

$1.60. Boneless. Handed to you at the FamilyMart register in a yellow and white striped paper bag.

Released in 2006. 2.5 billion sold. #1 selling item across ~16,400 FamilyMart stores.

Not just hot snacks. Across every product they sell.
This is the one.

[OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical]

A recent meal aboard the Lincoln CSG, fighting for months off the coast of Iran. Sailors reportedly say ships in the region have been rationing food supplies as the deployment wears on -USA Today

[🇯🇵星空音夢🇯🇵🧀Cheese police 👮 @hoshizorarock]

アメリカには人間と肩を並べるほどの頭脳を持った猫が存在します。

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The Colorado Rockies have unveiled a two-foot-long hot dog called 'The Glizzilla' for the 2026 MLB season

The massive menu item is available starting today at Rockies home games

[Bruno Sardine @J_Squit]

Thank you Japan for inventing Coco’s

[KataHane @amemiyafdac987]

アメリカ人、信じてるからな。

[Bruno Sardine @J_Squit]

@kuma_neko_ Midtown BBQ! 🍗

[Calenta @NBAPaint1]

Picking a nigga up and slamming his ribs directly into the corner of a wooden wall is diabolical

[四季しのぶ🍑ままどおる県民 @shikishinobu]

親愛なるアメリカの友人たちへ　
素晴らしいBBQ文化を教えてくれてありがとう　

お礼に私の地元に伝わる世界最強のビールの友、円盤餃子を紹介します

[M.takewaka @m_takewaka]

Dear American friends, if you ever come to Japan, try McDonald's in Japan. I recommend the Samurai Mac. A single burger is 590 yen, about 3.70 dollars. What do you think? Impressed?

[Fashion Ruined My Life @frmlfr]

地獄に堕ちろ、知恵遅れの豚

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

In other news

Colby Covington Techs Dillon Danis 😂

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

“you are not gonna fuckin believe this,T”

[Mads @europemaxxed]

They also post some absolute bangers

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

meanwhile in reality most broke people in italy have this view every day

[KJGD | Mumble @Soraismyson]

mvc5 announcement trailer gonna have Grace one shot Thanos with a hemolytic injector