Gretchen Wieners

[Vashon Jordan Jr. @vashon_photo]

Fish waking up in the Chicago River.

[Pop ate my heart @POPATEEMYHEART2]

Lady Gaga and Bad Bunny, Super Bowl halftime (2026)

[Gretchen Wieners @j_WILKO]

I wanna go back to the pre-mom version of myself and punch her in the face for ever thinking she was tired

[eve 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @stayinlavender]

pitch black at 5:30

[Gretchen Wieners @j_WILKO]

How is it only Tuesday ☠️

[anointed by Pius Langa 🌹 @dansmywholename]

We celebrate teen pregnancy now?

[Gretchen Wieners @j_WILKO]

I just wanna stay at home and raise my kid mannnn being successful in my career is for the birds 😂😭

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

the ones who gas you up only come around when the flame’s on

[Gretchen Wieners @j_WILKO]

I am so TIRED of fucking politics

[thoughtcrime @thoughtcrime___]

asked my mom if she took tylenol while she was pregnant with me

she said only when it was a really bad hangover

[PAT THE DESIGNER @PatTheDesigner]

This is why I’ll never be off social Media 😂😂😂

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Bf brought me to get wings and margaritas, took me out dancing, and then said “after this drink let’s go home and restart Desperate Housewives” I feel like a dog that’s about to be put down

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

staring at my baby’s tiny hand on my chest when she sleeps is the pinnacle of my current life

[Con @HateradeCon]

it’s for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work

[Tǒast @Themb0flcation]

Terrible hopping and jumping form he really is a bad bunny

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ziggy. He couldn't contain his excitement for pool day. There's nowhere he'd rather be than here with his fish. 13/10

[Gretchen Wieners @j_WILKO]

My poor baby didn’t even get thru a week of daycare without getting his first illness 😭

[Gretchen Wieners @j_WILKO]

I hate this question paired with a situation I can literally do NOTHING about lol. Looks like I’m dying obviously?

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

What you doing in this situation?

[𓆩 ♡ 𓆪 @lyssabandzzz]

what are yall gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting yalls ankles