Jack

2x commercial actor. 1x diabetes haver.

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sup.

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Lord. #MyXAnniversary

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CunningHIM

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First class crazy because why did I just watch a man put a whole pie in the overhead compartment

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ordered an airport ruben sandwich to see if I still feel

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Staying up all night watching Italian game shows

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Do we think Slash wishes he didn’t always have to wear that hat?

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No I don’t eat my bagel bites off the crisping tray, I’m 31 years old

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The Pistons 🤝 missing late game free throws to ice the game

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Just here to post a quick tweet like one would back in the day!

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Look how they’ve massacred my boys.

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I think I’m at the airport with Raymond Felton

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@HumbleBowler You would love this.

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In a big business meeting sipping coffee out of a dragon ball z mug

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Airplane bathroom smelled like orange chicken

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Just went on a run in air maxes. Feel like the Thabo Sefolosha of the streets.

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Loading up the office playlist with Death Grips songs to keep the company moral strong.

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Nothing is as embarrassing as having a a watch with glow in the dark numbers.

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Taco Bell always wants to know my location? Seems fair since I always know their location.

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You’re afraid to mix metals while I’m over here mixing Christ with the Star of David.

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Proved all the 2 coats painter haters wrong, just like I prove the 2 coat winter haters wrong.