Jack Riley

let me outta here tho. okay?!?

[Sam @SamCKx]

A democratically elected British Prime Minister has been driven from office by a relentless campaign of propaganda and misinformation; funded, amplified and perpetuated by foreign billionaires and elites whose interests bear zero resemblance to those of ordinary working people.

A noble gesture from an emotional Keir Starmer, entirely consistent with his conduct in office.

A truly sad day for British democracy.

His full resignation speech:

[Sam @SamCKx]

If Keir Starmer does resign, history will look back on his reign and scratch its head as to why the hell he was so hated.

On paper, he's probably delivered more to working British people in such a short time than any PM for decades.

After inheriting an absolute mess: NHS waiting lists fallen. Worker's rights improved. Rail operators nationalised. Improved relations with EU and improved UK's global reputation. Removed non-dom tax status. Halved childcare costs. Boosted state pensions. Lowest homicide rate in 50 years. Lifted 550k children out of poverty. Immigration vastly reduced.

We are in the age of billionaire funded misinformation, whose sole purpose is to topple democratically elected leaders, and insert leadership that favours the wealthy elites over the working people. Looks like the game plan is working...

[Scully @isthatscully]

Paddington is literally an undocumented immigrant from South America, with a history of prison time & famously unemployed, living off a British family.

[drew ☆ ☆ @drewsawfc]

the queen says shut the fuck up.

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

15,553km ran
368 marathons
15 countries 🇿🇦🇳🇦🇦🇴🇨🇩🇨🇬🇨🇲🇳🇬🇧🇯🇹🇬🇬🇭🇨🇮🇬🇳🇸🇳🇲🇷🇩🇿
£269k raised for charity

340 days✅ 11 left to go🫡

[corry 🛸 @notcorry]

trans people are not the problem

immigrants are not the problem

striking workers are not the problem

climate activists are not the problem

it’s the tories, they’re the problem

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Are you a man or a woman? Sorry, only 63 year olds are allowed to smoke. Yeah, just another nine hours til we're in Manchester.

[Liberal Democrats @LibDems]

Turkey: Christmas dinner 'not what the country wants'

[Dr Philip Lee @drphiliplee1]

Has everyone forgotten that the HS2 route was proposed by the Conservative Liberal coalition, the project was run entirely under a Tory government, and its failure isn't because of woke, it's because of this absolute bin fire of a government?

[RMT @RMTunion]

Alexa, what’s the definition of hypocrisy? 👇

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

https://t.co/FqoC3hSFM8 🌈

[Georgia Townend @georgiatownend_]

Week 42! #TheWeeklyVenn

[Jack Riley @JaackRiley]

The fact that no one has made a musical based around the greatest hits of S-Club 7 is actually a tragedy!

[Otto Von Jizzmark @Ottojizzmark]

GREAT NEWS
My campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this image and causing any upset to the Conservatives has made great progress I am now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in @Conservatives so they can see how well we're doing.
Thank you.

[Georgia Townend @georgiatownend_]

3 things in life are certain: Death. Taxes. And Jeremy Clarkson tweeting a rehashed version of this every results day.

[Jack Riley @JaackRiley]

@ChloeBurrows Legend. Ya very much!

[Mat Flusk 🐻 @matflusk]

Universal Credit for a single person is £4,018.92 for an entire year.

Last year @SuellaBraverman claimed £4,815.59 in expenses for her second home.