Jaymart D Delfin

"When I’m not seeking therapy for my Xenuphobia (extreme fear of Tom Cruise) I’m curating the world’s most amazing David Hasselhoff fan site."

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@KONAMIUK Remake! Konami!

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“So far, things are great. Accomplished my desired goals and having an ideal fit body type. This overall is making me happy. Thanks to all of you.” 🤨🧜‍♂️

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“I will restart the whole song if I breathe too loud over my favorite part. 😂😂”

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“The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time so it’s more of a surprise.”

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"I swear whenever I hear the salary news from my parent's it's all shit rising."

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"In-laws are God's way of showing you that no matter how fucked up your own family is, it could be so much worse."

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"My father-in-law asked me what stops me from not stealing, or lying, or cheating, or murdering if I don't read the Bible and that's when I realized... my father-in-law? should not stop reading the Bible."

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"The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread."

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“At a minimum, the majority of search dollars will flow to a social media model because people care most about what their peers think and the technology is there for that information to be quickly shared on products and services.” ― Erik Qualman, motivational speaker

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"It's not just about consuming content, but sharing it, passing it on, and adding to it." ― Ariana Huff, Huffington Post

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"If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to change the way you think."

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"Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy."