Jaz

Tu puedes pendeja: my life

[That's My Michelle @JamelleMyBelle]

Somebody said that World Cup is just the US having a giant sleepover with the cousins we never see because our parents hate each other. 😂

[Jaz @Jaaztastic]

June Light bill 3hunnid

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

when we say “crime is a social construct”.

what we mean is that you, as an individual, can go to jaił for littering but a corporation can poıson the air, the soil, and the water of an entire town, and no one will go to jaił.

[Kayla Epstein 📰 @KaylaEpstein]

NYC, we gotta keep outside summer going. Use all our new Knicks projectors to play World Cup matches on a random Tuesday. Have Spike Lee movie marathons on the side of your building.

$20 cocktails and bar snacks: OUT. Bodega beers and bags of chips: IN

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Girl to girl: study the patterns in your family. Look at what distracted, delayed, or derailed the women before you, then make intentional decisions to break those cycles.
refuse to be a victim of generational curses ❤️

[Jaz @Jaaztastic]

Ugh

[Jaz @Jaaztastic]

Season professional but couldn’t even realize the relationship dynamic lmaooo
Beyoncé /Au
Jay-Z/ADHD
=wow mysterious trendsetter movement

[Jaz @Jaaztastic]

Rip iOS 18, hello iOS 26? Lmao

[Jaz @Jaaztastic]

I went 2 years without updating my phone and last night it did it while I was washing dishes lmao not sure how or what happened. Real bummed out though.

[Jaz @Jaaztastic]

So buckle it up and follow through. Because the ONLY WAY OUT is through. And you got to go through it all.

[Jaz @Jaaztastic]

Life really do humble you real quick.

foreshadowing of shit to come if lifepatterns don’t improve for the adults.

[Jaz @Jaaztastic]

For the parents, your kids will either be the example or the lesson you needed or deserved lmao

[Jax. @HerDreadsRock]

Some of the websites I use for extra practice for my kid: https://t.co/i4qcQyqDfm https://t.co/IRsxTlxpWt https://t.co/x33Akup6Ft https://t.co/Cxnfb9RGao https://t.co/1io6UuEJiC

[Alberta Tech @albertadevs]

startup hires an adult:

[Jaz @Jaaztastic]

What is it called when your parent consistently missed/misses your birthday for the last 5+ years lmao

[Jaz @Jaaztastic]

Holidays don’t feel real in 2026 lol including birthdays

[Jaz @Jaaztastic]

Kind of crazy when you pour into others and it’s not reciprocated by them, like oh lol okay then

Village my ass lol

[Jaz @Jaaztastic]

True life: uninspired 34 year old, just tired.

[Jaz @Jaaztastic]

Year 2026: the year both kids broke a bone lmaooooooo