kj

[cyn🌸 @cynugwudike]

it was a 7 year old girl

they found out because she was being hypersexual in school

[Ryan Air @Ryann75]

J’ai compris que c’était la meilleure équipe du monde quand j’ai appris que Messi n’avait pas la même couleur de crampons pour qu’il soit reconnaissable même de loin

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

instantly one of my new all-time favorite sports videos

[Big Smoke - @Skepta]

🗣️ TINUBU!! TINUBU!! TINUBU!!!
How many times have we called your name?! 😡

[Big Smoke - @Skepta]

How much suffering is enough? @officialABAT

[kj @Jaazzz____]

disgusting, an arsenal ucl final 🤢

[kj @Jaazzz____]

thank you arsenal keeping the banter alive

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🎉 Manchester City fans, celebrating the win against Arsenal.

@City_Xtra 🎥

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

As a nigga currently going through a lot, i can always tell when i see another nigga going through a lot

[kj @Jaazzz____]

madrid dey really whine me

[kj @Jaazzz____]

Thank you Jesus ❤️❤️

[kj @Jaazzz____]

“Ogbafia dey for Ground” is the funniest thing i’ve heard all week

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

tinubu carry 185 naira fuel go 1400 and una still dey support this government.

e ti se ofo o

[Akan Ime @ImeAkan3]

You cannot mismanage a country and then campaign like you delivered progress.

Tinubu you're a FAILURE!

[DAMI FOREIGN🥶 @TheDamiForeign]

Promise come Dey look like threat😂😭

[Top Gun🐼 @mukhtar_usman]

Nigerians😂😂😂

If you like fight and d!e for them. The next day, they’ll wine, dine and dance with the devil you fought to protect them against.

[PJ ✂️ @OAeoleon]

Nigerian Politician Profile:

Bank — Switzerland
Hospital — London
Holidays — UAE or USA
Kids — UK, USA, Canada
Pilgrimage — Saudi
Shopping — Paris, Milan
Houses — Abuja, Dubai, London

Fornication —Maldives, Mykonos
Checkups — “Routine” trips abroad
Constituency — Seen only during elections
Promises — “We are working on it”
Scandals — “Politically motivated

Side hustle — Government contracts
Cars — Bulletproof convoy, sirens screaming
Light — 24/7 generator (NEPA is for vibes)
Security — More guards than a bank vault

Country — Managed remotely.

But when it’s time to campaign:
“My people… I feel your pain.” 🙂
If you like use your head this coming election or they use it for you as usual.

[kj @Jaazzz____]

game on jare

[CHI$OM (Hates APC)✨ @_chiceeeyyy]

You people were partying with seyi tinubu? When everyone should have walked out? Partying with the son of the president who’s actively destroying our lives? When are we ever going to stand on business as Nigerians? What does cancel culture mean to y’all ??

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

"Pastors, Imams, everyone, don't sell hope. Don't give us anything. Come out. Let us march the streets of Nigeria... When Goodluck Jonathan was President, they marched..."

- Ezinne