Uncle Rubert Jablarkson

Listen to Water My Hoes on Spotify, iTunes/Apple Music, Amazon, YouTube, etc. I appear in the Fourth Podcast, which is on Songs You Can Shove Up Your Ass.

[Uncle Rubert Jablarkson @Jablarkson]

@ravens_therapy @itz_jonii @HeatvsHaters That's cute.

[Uncle Rubert Jablarkson @Jablarkson]

@KingJ1723 @WadexFlash You obviously are a casual. Plenty of deep Heat playoff runs and a couple Finals appearances with teams that were projected to be knocked out in the first round. You can be ignorant all you want...just don't argue with people who aren't completely clueless. Not a very good idea.

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@KingJ1723 @JPpaat @WadexFlash Ya, the Pacers just had a fucking amazing season...

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@Elliot_4pf24 @WadexFlash More "important" than the Bucks, Magic, and Blazers, weirdo.

[Uncle Rubert Jablarkson @Jablarkson]

@Kcin503 @WadexFlash Are you seriously acting like your pathetic Blazers have more? When was the last time the Blazers made the finals?

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@masterfulbrand @WadexFlash Then he's not going to the Trail Blazers or Magic either and not staying on the Bucks.

[𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters]

Where would you rank Miami’s trade package for Giannis?

[Uncle Rubert Jablarkson @Jablarkson]

@SportsCenter All of that just to finish behind the Seahawks again.

[𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters]

Giannis Antetokounmpo would only sign a contract extension if he was traded to the Miami Heat, per Scoop B.

(h/t: @Fullcourtpass)

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Miami Heat and Portland Trail Blazers are in pursuit of Giannis Antetokounmpo, per @TheSteinLine

“More and more, with sources saying Miami and Portland are already in pursuit, Antetokounmpo's future is increasingly expected to be resolved over the next few weeks in conjunction with NBA Draft proceedings.”

(Via https://t.co/quJvE85uNw)

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

The Miami Heat are the ONLY team Giannis Antetokounmpo would sign a contract extension with if he was traded today, per @ScoopB

[𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters]

Last two teams to repeat as NBA Champions:

Warriors
Heat

[Uncle Rubert Jablarkson @Jablarkson]

@proxct @TwoWayDav @HeatCulture13 @BleacherReport You're trippin. Definitely not better than Wemby, Joker, SGA, Luka, or Cade.

[𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters]

Heat vs Spurs Game 7 was cinema

[𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters]

“Giannis won’t fit with Bam”

This season: 127 3PM
First 8 seasons: 102 3PM

Adebayo is expanding his game ☝️🧐☝️

[Uncle Rubert Jablarkson @Jablarkson]

@2JCAM2 @WadexFlash @heatnation05 "As someone who knows nothing, I'm going to act like I know everything...I'm just an average cookie-cutter person."

[The HEAT Realm @WadexFlash]

Miami Heat have currently worked out two players for the draft.

And it’s for their 2nd round selection.

They’ve had 0 prospects come in for their 13th pick.

Pat Riley and the FO have Giannis Antetokounmpo as their #1 priority.

[Uncle Rubert Jablarkson @Jablarkson]

@JayBravo15 @WadexFlash Explain what you mean by that.

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@joanJet20761339 @WadexFlash 2 weird comments saying the same shit. You're so weird. Also, get Trump's little cock out of your mouth.

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@joanJet20761339 @WadexFlash