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Members of the Century Club, H Connoisseurs, walk-up song specialists (sans Wolf). The single greatest Fake Football League EVER created..welcome to the JAC!

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JACdraft 2026

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Also…lots and lots of magazines

[Rob Henderson @robkhenderson]

The Romans used pig entrails and bird flight patterns to make difficult decisions; today we use excel models and whatever the analyst pulled out of ChatGPT at 2am. A major leap forward.

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When?
Where?
Where are the keepers?
#worstcommissionersever
#again

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When is the draft

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See you in August!

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Explains 🦍 remaining the lone solo owner

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

The Harambe Tapes, revealed: 10 years later, we get to the bottom of the full video the Cincinnati Zoo didn't want you to see 🦍

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if you know, you know

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https://t.co/biTNUAETMH

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🦍

[Andy Ruther @AndyRuther]

Paying my respects to Harambe today.
On this day 10 years ago he was brutally murdered for protecting a child.

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The last time a rule change passed

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1977 JAC Walkup

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It happens to the best of us

[Willy🦅 @iluv_papi]

3 years ago I shat myself in an escape room. It is my cousin’s favorite story. Today he had frontal lobe surgery and there was potential for memory loss. This is the first text he sent me from recovery:

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Maybe nobody told him he couldn’t do that 🤷‍♂️

[Sheldon Fox-7 News @fox_sheldon]

A US Secret Service officer was arrested for allegedly masturbating in a hotel hallway, following a woman and forcing her to retreat to her room for safety. Miami-Dade Deputies say they found Officer John A. Spillman pleasuring himself before his arrest. @wsvn #Exclusive

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Also: Sub Z

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We used to be a proper country

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After 200 sushi rolls this is the right move

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When your partner is taking too long to write the name down

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[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

The amount of marriages that have occurred due to drunk cigs has to be astronomical

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You can add “Following Dongs versus Fresh Meat fantasy match-up” to this list
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