Jacob Juma

My name is Jacob Juma I will be famous in five years.

[Jacob Juma @JaceJuma]

Male circumcision is male genital mutilation. Should be criminalized.

[Jacob Juma @JaceJuma]

@directorz15 Bei imepanda storage fees.

[Dr Fred @F_Edzeamey]

Your father is Jamaican.

Your mother is Kenyan.

Yet you, a full-blooded Black man, think you're a descendant of King Charles III.

You're suffering from an identity crisis.

[Jacob Juma @JaceJuma]

@BravinYuri Unbeaten

[Paris Saint-Germain @PSG_English]

Gabriel fires over. CHAMPIONS!

PSG : 🟢🟢🔴🟢🟢
ARS : 🟢🔴🟢🟢🔴

#PSGARS 1️⃣-1️⃣ I #UCL

[Jacob Juma @JaceJuma]

Where are matatus bana?

[Jacob Juma @JaceJuma]

@AokoOtieno_ Waor where

[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

Ruto has achieved something I never thought would be possible. Making Kenyans take the side of a MOI.

[Rein @Asamoh_]

Good morning @javahouseafrica , your ABC branch has the worst customer service. 15 minutes seated before being served when the restaurant didn’t look packed. No wonder people are avoiding visiting the establishment. Later crossed to #360 and enjoyed some coffee that was delivered in 5 minutes. Shame on you.

[M. Olise @OliseM17]

Haaland 😭😂

[monka @MsMacharia]

Kuna baba ya mtu hutoka nyumbani asubuhi akisema ameenda kazini kumbe atashinda amejificha kichakani siku mzima in the name of speed camera. You rat bastards @ntsa.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Gynaecologists giving you privacy to undress is the most pointless professional courtesy😂

[Jacob Juma @JaceJuma]

@kamauwaruhiu You are too sensitive

[Pere Egbi ✊🏾 @PereEgbi]

Dear South Africa, it’s YOUR JOB to support your National team. We do not want to take that away from you too.

[Jacob Juma @JaceJuma]

@itsJIH She might not get her hips, but the deal sounds good. I reckon you go ahead and sign it reflective.

[Jacob Juma @JaceJuma]

@janetmachuka_ GoK,

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

We go bek again today. I feel Czech.

[Omőőrokia @BonmatB]

Mzazi akiona ushapata pesa zako na hawezi kucontrol anymore anaanza kukwambia uoe ndio bibi aendeleze mtindo😂

[Jacob Juma @JaceJuma]

Before the Spain game Vozinha(cape verdes goal keeper) and only 50k followers on instagram he gained 2million followers after the match and he is now at 5.9 mil followers. He went professional @ 25 and him.mum couldnt get a visa to get into the US

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police.
Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.