Jim Only Eats Lentils

I am the one who knocks.

[Jim Only Eats Lentils @JaceSpames_]

@TMZ Looks like AI honestly

[Jim Only Eats Lentils @JaceSpames_]

Tried some of those $5 eggs that caused all of you to vote for Trump. They’re actually delicious.

[Jim Only Eats Lentils @JaceSpames_]

Peeing

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We’ve long passed the deadline. If you don’t have a slow close toilet seat here in 2024, I’m slamming your shit.

[Jim Only Eats Lentils @JaceSpames_]

@nocontextmemes You’d better find a selller who sells WEAKER POTIONS

[Jim Only Eats Lentils @JaceSpames_]

@cricket_abd @NBCSWarriors Draymond would have made sure to make full contact with the shooter’s face and pulled them to the ground. Then stepped on them while getting up. So ya.

[Jim Only Eats Lentils @JaceSpames_]

Just need to withstand this officiating onslaught and we’ll be in position to sweep. Both teams are shooting like shit

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You might be happy and that’s fine, but there’s no way warriors fans should be proud of this

[nick wright @getnickwright]

That’s an ejection and a suspension for Draymond. It’s not even a question.

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

I have to apologize to the Kings…and I want to light the beam

[Hudson @hudsonm_21]

@kings_muse

[Jim Only Eats Lentils @JaceSpames_]

Today is a day to hold your loved ones close and give thanks to all things you hold dear to your heart. @SacramentoKings #lightthebeam #BeamTeam #beamtown

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@firstklassriot Yes on 27

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@mdavidruff I was eating dinner at Jalapeños a couple weeks ago and a screaming crazy drunk/drugged homeless guy walked in, straight to my table, punched me in the face and ran off. It’s wild out there for sure.

[Jim Only Eats Lentils @JaceSpames_]

What’s yall opinion of the pasta pre dick mattress

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Cuttin up my ass with the 1-ply at the gym toilet. Serious fireworks. Happy fourth 🎆👨‍🎨

[Jim Only Eats Lentils @JaceSpames_]

Draymond Green is the most overrated player in the league. He isn't bad but I'm sick of all this "heart and soul" of the warriors bs. He's a role player with a big mouth

[Jim Only Eats Lentils @JaceSpames_]

@TheHoopCentral He all but begged for this treatment

[Carlos 🟠 @CarlosBerkley]

LeBron 9 finals in 10 years vs Warriors 6 finals in 8 years

[Jim Only Eats Lentils @JaceSpames_]

@MattGeorgeSAC Love the recent draft candidate related interviews and the pod in general. But they all seem a bit biased and a coach definitely will be! Will listen tonight and see