Jacey Ones - the lil chubby brown pigmy goat

My girlfriend is Mary "MomoTeil" Kaufman.
I'm the head admin of The Samministration.
And I totally support the SamWamm / SilkGlue shipping.

[Retroman🕹🎮 @realretroism]

Happy Friday!! 😁 #retrogaming

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Skitchin' #sega #retrogaming

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Beyond Oasis #sega #retrogaming

[Jacey Ones - the lil chubby brown pigmy goat @JaceyOnes]

https://t.co/DbpXzYmoeD

[Jacey Ones - the lil chubby brown pigmy goat @JaceyOnes]

-Alabama!

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Home sweet home.. #nes #retrogaming

[Jacey Ones - the lil chubby brown pigmy goat @JaceyOnes]

ask Charli about it lol

[Retro Games Reunite @RetroRaid1]

#retrogames #retrogamer #gaming #retrogaming #retro #games

[Jacey Ones - the lil chubby brown pigmy goat @JaceyOnes]

the empire has fallen

[Jacey Ones - the lil chubby brown pigmy goat @JaceyOnes]

teach them while they're young

[Jacey Ones - the lil chubby brown pigmy goat @JaceyOnes]

they changed it lol

[Foster's @FostersUK]

Tag a mate who deserves a pint of Fosters

[Jacey Ones - the lil chubby brown pigmy goat @JaceyOnes]

A joiner literally
built the millennium dome.
That's what joiners do.

The way the general public
misuses that technical term
leaves me just like-

https://t.co/6pQTAdPW7a

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Joinery IS NOT woodwork!
You GOD-DAMNED millennial!
#joinerymemes #joinery #memes

[Jacey Ones - the lil chubby brown pigmy goat @JaceyOnes]

What about Tyler?

[🔞 {SHARED ACCOUNT} - The Samministration @SamWamm85]

Okay I guess if you take things literally
I do have sharks with lasers on their heads
but I don't think I count as a super villain
unless your phone is allergic to radio waves.

[Jacey Ones - the lil chubby brown pigmy goat @JaceyOnes]

it's basically like tran tran tran sexual.

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Guys I met up with an ex from years ago.
WHAT THE HELL IS A PANGENDER?
and no i do not mean pansexual.
#LGBTQIAplus #help #askTwitter #impendingdoom

[Jacey Ones - the lil chubby brown pigmy goat @JaceyOnes]

okay, who's responsible for this?

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the internet is a weird place

[Jacey Ones - the lil chubby brown pigmy goat @JaceyOnes]

someone already bought the sugar glider.
dang.
i kinda liked that design.

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i really like these two

[Jacey Ones - the lil chubby brown pigmy goat @JaceyOnes]

don't call me out like that

[🔞 {SHARED ACCOUNT} - The Samministration @SamWamm85]

well i've heard of girls
who refer to their boobs as the boys,
so why not.

[Jacey Ones - the lil chubby brown pigmy goat @JaceyOnes]

You joined Januaray 4th 2016 I think.

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"Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do!" #MyTwitterAnniversary

Lol this is both the wrong year and date.

[Jacey Ones - the lil chubby brown pigmy goat @JaceyOnes]

wasn't this in the first Terminator movie?

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sound familiar?

https://t.co/hhG3QjiXmz

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it's getting progressively curseder

[Jacey Ones - the lil chubby brown pigmy goat @JaceyOnes]

What in God's good name is an NWXS?

[🔞 {SHARED ACCOUNT} - The Samministration @SamWamm85]

oh wow I remember playing this on the NWXS

[Jacey Ones - the lil chubby brown pigmy goat @JaceyOnes]

You somehow combined both dad AND mom humor.

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I bought this for myself
because I love to wash the dishes
and also play play play station
but when I showed it to people
nobody thought it was funny.